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Currently in Orlando Airport

Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:57 am
Posted by HarveyBanger
Member since Mar 2018
1100 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:57 am
What a complete shite show it is. Are these dogs all over the place here to sniff for drugs or explosives? Asking for a friend
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56242 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:59 am to
Why not both?

They ain’t running no Mickey Mouse security operation down there.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:01 am to
Go take it out of your arse baw. You're going to get caught
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6254 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:02 am to
They also saw the Disney fight on YouTube.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17164 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:21 am to
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They ain’t running no Mickey Mouse security operation down there.
Actually they are. TSA is just a show put on for the simple minded, security theater.

Op should put some beef jerky in his socks just to mess with those over trained poodles.
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
560 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:28 am to
One of my all time least favorite airports.

Look for the happy families that just arrived for a few days at Disney, and contrast that with the families that are leaving and look like they are on the verge of a divorce (miserable - crying kids, father walking ahead of the wife, both parents seething with anger and resentment wondering if any of this is worth it).
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119137 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:29 am to
Eat at the outback.
Posted by Hidden Tiger
Member since Jun 2019
1111 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:37 am to
TSA misses around 70% of mock weapons.

It is a complete joke. Waste of money. And waste of time.

It is nothing more than one huge Milgram Expiriment.

Truly an evil thing masked as a necessary thing to keep us safe.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8814 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:46 am to
For the volume of tourism, Orlando is perhaps the worst airport in the US. Minimal amenities, horribly inefficient. There are even lines for the bathrooms they're so small. How can an airport catering primarily to vacations make people stand in line to piss?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19516 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:52 am to

Are we talking anthropomorphized dogs like Goofy, or regular dogs like Pluto?
Posted by zacata88
Member since Mar 2014
1682 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:54 am to
I waited in line for my rental car for over an hour and a half at 11:15 PM at MCO.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:55 am to
quote:

They ain’t running no Mickey Mouse security operation down there.


quote:

Orlando Airport


ISWYDT
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119137 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:56 am to
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I waited in line for my rental car for over an hour and a half at 11:15 PM at MCO.


Emerald Club for the win.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68307 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:58 am to
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How can an airport catering primarily to vacations make people stand in line to piss?




If you go in the off season the piss lines are much shorter.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:02 am to
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I waited in line for my rental car for over an hour and a half at 11:15 PM at MCO.


You’re doing it wrong.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14978 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:02 am to
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efficient. There are even lines for the bathrooms they're so small.

I'm always amazed how they have a large room with one urinal and one stall in it. Who the hell's idea was that? And why on Earth would you do that?
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:15 am to
its not a shite show, the lines may look long for security but you won't be in them longer than 30 minutes

They move a shite ton of people through that airport, and do it in relatively good order. It just looks crazy when you see the mass of people at security.
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 7:16 am
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10510 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:35 am to
Explosives unless you’re in customs.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16998 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:36 am to
I am completely fine with bomb sniffing dogs in an airport.

You would probably be singing a whole other tune if you got in the air and realized there was an explosive on that plane. Then you would have wished there were more dogs.

So, relax hippy, a little weed you smoked yesterday isn’t gonna be an issue
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26639 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:42 am to
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One of my all time least favorite airports.



Don't like reading this. I have to fly there next week.

I then get to fly straight from Orlando to Los Angeles, the aftershock capital of the world.
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