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Cul-De-Sac Drama Stories
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:22 pm
Why is it all the drama in a subdivision happens in culdesacs? Even in the excellent movie The Burbs.
I'll start.
Neighbor across the culdesac- wife and daughters left him so he lived alone and bought a motorcycle and then committed suicide in the house.
Culdesac neighbor to my right had his whole colon removed with no real symptoms before one night he started shitting blood and passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and his wife found him, luckily.
There's more, but I bet the OT cul-de-sacer's have some really juicy stories.
I'll start.
Neighbor across the culdesac- wife and daughters left him so he lived alone and bought a motorcycle and then committed suicide in the house.
Culdesac neighbor to my right had his whole colon removed with no real symptoms before one night he started shitting blood and passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and his wife found him, luckily.
There's more, but I bet the OT cul-de-sacer's have some really juicy stories.
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:25 pm to deeprig9
When you have a good HOA, this doesn’t happen. We keep up with all of our neighbors. You need me to cruise by on my golf cart?
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:32 pm to deeprig9
Last cup de sac I lived in we had:
Neighbors wife found out he had a whole other family in Vietnam. Wife and 3 other kids. She kicked him out and then the daughter stole my identity and got 3 months in the slammany.
Other neighbor is serving a sentence for Medicare fraud.
Other dude dropped dead in his easy chair one afternoon out of no where.
Last one’s best, dude was married to his ex stripper second wife. She caught him fricking around and trashed the gate in front of their house. I watched it all go down from the patio and she was deaf so it sounded really funny.
Neighbors wife found out he had a whole other family in Vietnam. Wife and 3 other kids. She kicked him out and then the daughter stole my identity and got 3 months in the slammany.
Other neighbor is serving a sentence for Medicare fraud.
Other dude dropped dead in his easy chair one afternoon out of no where.
Last one’s best, dude was married to his ex stripper second wife. She caught him fricking around and trashed the gate in front of their house. I watched it all go down from the patio and she was deaf so it sounded really funny.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:34 pm to deeprig9
this thread will be a dead end
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:38 pm to deeprig9
The first 2 rules of Cul-De-Sac
#1 You do not talk about Cal-De-Sac
#2 You do not talk about Cal-De-Sac
What happens in DeSac, stays in DeSac!
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:41 pm to deeprig9
One time me and my cop buddies seized millions from a stash house at the very end of one. Then on the way out an ahole killer cop from another division pretended to try and help escort us and ended up trying to steal it all from us. We got into a gun fight inside the armored car and ended up taking em out with the help of my partners ahole brother from the fbi. Talk about modern day cowboys we were.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:58 pm to deeprig9
One day I was in my driveway and I see a cop car go by, then a sheriff, then another and another until there were about ten down the street. I walk out a little past my garage to look down and what was happening.. neighbors were getting a divorce and there was a PID in the driveway. Husband shows up while the wife isn’t home and decides to unload the entire POD and stack it across the driveway. The dude, being an arrogant attorney starts to talk to the female cop and walk towards her. She draws down on him, and so do all the other cops. Next thing is he’s lying face down on the hot summer asphalt and the cops are cuffing him.??
Posted on 6/13/26 at 12:09 am to deeprig9
Have two cul-de-sacs 50 yards each direction from my house. Lots of action. In the south CDS there was a deer execution recently. Hit by a car an found that yard. An old lady died of being old in the north CDS more recently.
I live in a nice neighborhood and, sadly, in the north CDS I saw a neighbors college-aged son (he’s not in college anymore) dragged out in a stretcher overdosed. The firemen used a sheet to expertly maneuver him down the stairs.
Looking forward, there will be lots of fireworks in one of the neighborhood CDS in early July. Will it be the north CDS, the south CDS, or one of the other ten CDS in the neighborhood? Time will tell.
As the world turns…
I live in a nice neighborhood and, sadly, in the north CDS I saw a neighbors college-aged son (he’s not in college anymore) dragged out in a stretcher overdosed. The firemen used a sheet to expertly maneuver him down the stairs.
Looking forward, there will be lots of fireworks in one of the neighborhood CDS in early July. Will it be the north CDS, the south CDS, or one of the other ten CDS in the neighborhood? Time will tell.
As the world turns…
Posted on 6/13/26 at 5:22 am to deeprig9
Do you live on an old Indian burial ground?
Posted on 6/13/26 at 6:24 am to lsuguy84
quote:
me to cruise by on my golf cart?
This is the most grasping at the straws of being rich move there is.
Cracks me up all the plant boys with their little golf carts driving by drinking beer with that red panty night smirk. Gay.
This post was edited on 6/13/26 at 6:26 am
Posted on 6/13/26 at 6:58 am to lsuguy84
quote:
When you have a good HOA
No such thing
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:01 am to deeprig9
Because of guys like this
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:01 am to deeprig9
My neighbor doesn’t cut his yard and the guy across the street thinks his guests can park in my driveway. Blockbuster!
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:01 am to deeprig9
Nice "I live in a cul de sac" humblebrag
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:20 am to deeprig9
quote:
Neighbor across the culdesac- wife and daughters left him so he lived alone and bought a motorcycle and then committed suicide in the house.
Culdesac neighbor to my right had his whole colon removed with no real symptoms before one night he started shitting blood and passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and his wife found him, luckily.
what in the world do either of these have to do with being in a cul de sac?
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:27 am to deeprig9
quote:
wife and daughters left him
quote:
his whole colon removed
quote:
passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles
Idk where you live but this sums up all my baws in Louisiana.
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:31 am to HarryHoudini
quote:
When you have a good HOA
No such thing
An HOA itself is simply a legal entity created on paper and filed in court. They are as good as the people that lead them. Apparently you've never met any.
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:34 am to deeprig9
I love living on a huge lot. So much nicer than a regular lot.
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:15 am to deeprig9
Well, cul-de-sac literally translates to "bottom of the sack". There's your answer.
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