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re: Cul-De-Sac Drama Stories

Posted on 6/15/26 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26895 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 1:42 pm to
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Wasn't Joaquin Jackson, was it? I'm reading his autobiography right now and it's really interesting. Either him or Walker.


No, it wasn't
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21495 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 1:50 pm to
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This is the most grasping at the straws of being rich move there is.

Cracks me up all the plant boys with their little golf carts driving by drinking beer with that red panty night smirk. Gay.


You're overthinking it, they're just fun.

Cruising my neighborhood with my kids and driving to the neighborhood pool is a blast.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21495 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 2:07 pm to
We're on cul-de-sac or adjacent to one. I have lots of great stories, but nothing too scandalous.

This 65/70ish year old married attorney, who has the biggest house on the street, got really drunk at our neighborhood Christmas party and left early. I found him the next day in his yard in only his boxers out cold passed out. Guy is a name partner at a nice law firm

There is another old couple that have BOTH had quadruple bypass and the ambulance has come to their house at least 6 times. Very kind people, but I'm just waiting for the day.

One neighbor has a great garden and grew a weed plant sort of hidden behind tomatoes and other stuff, didn't tell anyone but me and my wife, because we're "young" relatively and cool with it. Works in music industry, super cool dude. He had people over from the neighborhood and some Karen noticed it and on the spot started screaming she's going to call police and he dug the plant up right then and there in front of everyone to prevent this and put it in the garbage. She lost her shite. Later he went outside in the garbage and tried to harvest what he could That lady has been cutoff from all fun neighborhood activity invites for the years since. We will have pretty raucous parties, often in backyards, etc. and she'll walk her dog past to make sure we see her and we just ignore her.
This post was edited on 6/15/26 at 2:10 pm
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15203 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 2:30 pm to
Had a lawyer friend tell me this story. Neighborhood party, lots of drinking. Guys wife leaves the party pretty drunk and goes home early by herself. Husband stays at the party drinking and having fun. Another neighbor leaves about 30 mins later, sneaks over to the guys house and has sex with her and then leaves and goes back to the party like nothing happened.

Husband eventually comes home, wakes her to try and get some himself. She gets all mad and tells him he’s not getting it again tonite. He hads no idea what she’s talking about and they have a huge argument.

They ended up having a nanny cam inside the house and sure enough the neighbor down the street is caught sneaking in the house and leaving a short time later.

Dude gets arrested and convicted for rape and had to do ten years.
This post was edited on 6/15/26 at 2:32 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 2:40 pm to
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Dude gets arrested and convicted for rape and had to do ten years.


it was a bum rap, bitch was coming on to me and we arranged that hook up!
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21495 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Had a lawyer friend tell me this story. Neighborhood party, lots of drinking. Guys wife leaves the party pretty drunk and goes home early by herself. Husband stays at the party drinking and having fun. Another neighbor leaves about 30 mins later, sneaks over to the guys house and has sex with her and then leaves and goes back to the party like nothing happened.

Husband eventually comes home, wakes her to try and get some himself. She gets all mad and tells him he’s not getting it again tonite. He hads no idea what she’s talking about and they have a huge argument.

They ended up having a nanny cam inside the house and sure enough the neighbor down the street is caught sneaking in the house and leaving a short time later.

Dude gets arrested and convicted for rape and had to do ten years.


Damn

Did she really get raped or claim it to get out of cheating?

That's wild.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14455 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:49 pm to
I’d just like to point out that every single one of these stories that came from the cul de sacs, can happen on just a regular street as well

You dorks aren’t special! We have drama too!
Posted by Sharlo
Van down by the river.
Member since Oct 2021
1765 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 5:23 pm to
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Last cup de sac I lived in we had:

Neighbors wife found out he had a whole other family in Vietnam. Wife and 3 other kids. She kicked him out and then the daughter stole my identity and got 3 months in the slammany.

Other neighbor is serving a sentence for Medicare fraud.

Other dude dropped dead in his easy chair one afternoon out of no where.

Last one’s best, dude was married to his ex stripper second wife. She caught him fricking around and trashed the gate in front of their house. I watched it all go down from the patio and she was deaf so it sounded really funny.


Folks, we may have a winner.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47909 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 5:31 pm to
I lived in a condo community in Memphis. One of my neighbors was a Fed Ex pilot who lived in Florida but stayed there when he was in Memphis for work. Anyway, his wife leaves a 1 star google review for the community because he had an affair with some skanky Asian chick that lived there.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29551 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 6:38 pm to
Y’all keep up with the status of everyone’s colon?
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15203 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:09 pm to
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Did she really get raped or claim it to get out of cheating?


No it wasn’t cheating. It’s hard to believe but I pulled the news article up about it years ago. I guess his junk was about the same as her husbands. Still don’t know how the wife couldn’t tell the difference. She must’ve been pretty drunk. The guy had a past conviction for a sex offense before going off memory.
This post was edited on 6/15/26 at 7:11 pm
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
3441 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:30 pm to
Georgia fan, makes sense.
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2733 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 9:27 pm to
Had the DEA and FBI swarm the house directly across from at 6:30am a few years ago. Neighbor was a Pain Management physician that was “allegedly “ running a pill mill out of his clinic. People make poor choices in life. Hard to hide a parking lot full of junkies, I guess.

He’s gone now, but 8 cars of cops in a cul-de-sac will get your attention.

Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
9157 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 9:31 pm to
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And once they get a taste of it, they go around the bend and get off on writing you up because your lawn has grass that is a half inch taller than that allowed by the HOA.


Ha! Maybe you need a Dwight Manfretti in your neighborhood.
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1393 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 7:11 am to
There are cul-de-sacs in the hood?
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