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Cubicle coworkers farting
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:03 pm
I work in a cubicle. I had a question for the guy next to me and when I rolled over to him he was bent over with his face in his crotch taking in one of the most intense sniffs. I rolled back to observe. He let out an "ahhhhhh" afterwards. I guess he couldn't get enough so he started fanning it into his nostrils. Later that day he was giving a presentation to the group. He started getting a nosebleed. It was coming out fast so he started running to get tissues. He ended up tripping on a chair leg and his face landed on a girls thigh. This not only blood-stained her dress but it also smeared blood all over his face.
To top it off, he got up and tried to play it off by saying "I'm alright, I'm alright" while waving to the crowd while blood was profusely coming out of his nose and smeared all over his face.
To top it off, he got up and tried to play it off by saying "I'm alright, I'm alright" while waving to the crowd while blood was profusely coming out of his nose and smeared all over his face.
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Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:04 pm to Tamer of beasts
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I work in a cubicle
Sorry...can't relate.
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:04 pm to Tamer of beasts
This sounds plausible and we believe you.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:04 pm to Tamer of beasts
Just quit your job, it sounds awful.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:04 pm to Tamer of beasts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:05 pm to Tamer of beasts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:05 pm to Tamer of beasts
That was cocaine, not a fart he was sniffing.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:05 pm to Tamer of beasts
The title doesn't match the story.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:05 pm to Tamer of beasts
Sounds like a circus cubicle
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:06 pm to Tamer of beasts
Sorry for Fartying.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:06 pm to Tamer of beasts
Entertaining read, thanks for posting.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:06 pm to Tamer of beasts
sounds like he is a cokehead that sniffs farts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:07 pm to Tamer of beasts
It's great. It is like chemical warfare.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:08 pm to Tamer of beasts
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:09 pm to Tamer of beasts
what does this have to do with farting?
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:11 pm to Tamer of beasts
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meared blood all over his face.
That's a Neaux Tigers
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:13 pm to meauxjeaux2
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what does this have to do with farting?
OP is implying that the fart caused the nose bleed i believe.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:16 pm to Dipper Jones
i'm more interested in the chick's reaction to him making her look like she was on the rag. He'll probably get sued and fired and beat the frick up
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:17 pm to MorbidTheClown
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i'm more interested in the chick's reaction to him making her look like she was on the rag. He'll probably
What kind of white trash call center do you work in where this would happen?
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:18 pm to Tamer of beasts
I really don't care if this was a true story or not. I lol'ed
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