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Crystal meth addict nearly dies after chewing off his own penis
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:38 pm
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And in your daily Florida news:
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A man was found in a critical condition and lying in a pool of his own blood after he allegedly chewed off his own penis while high on drugs.
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37-year-old Thomas James Franklin from Newark in New Jersey is recovering in the hospital after what investigators described as a “five-day methamphetamine binge” which ended with him biting off his own genitals
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He started talking to his penis and telling it to shut up,” she told investigators. “He kept threatening it and telling it to leave him alone.”
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He just yelled: “You asked for it, Demon!” and bent over to bite his own penis
And in your daily Florida news:
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In September 2016, a Florida man was also hospitalized after he cut off his own genitals to feed it to crocodiles
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Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:39 pm to JOJO Hammer
Why do they try to save these people.
Just back out and close the door.
Just back out and close the door.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:39 pm to JOJO Hammer
Lucky guy. Who didn't want to be able to suck their own dick as a kid?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:39 pm to JOJO Hammer
Wouldn't that require teeth?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:39 pm to JOJO Hammer
Yeah sounds so real
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:40 pm to JOJO Hammer
That guy had a true gift and he totally ruined it. 
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:40 pm to JOJO Hammer
Sorry for....wtf???
Btw: mine has deserved an arse-whooping for some of the predickaments it has gotten me into before
Btw: mine has deserved an arse-whooping for some of the predickaments it has gotten me into before
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:41 pm to JOJO Hammer
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nearly dies
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:41 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:42 pm to GRTiger
quote:Kind of had to do himself, no woman was going to get near him
That guy had a true gift and he totally ruined it.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:43 pm to JOJO Hammer
That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:45 pm to JOJO Hammer
Did he measure it first?
How many rulers did it take?
How many rulers did it take?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:46 pm to JOJO Hammer
1st page
Florida gunna Florida...
ETA: New Jersey is just as bad. Man I wish this story had been true.
Florida gunna Florida...
ETA: New Jersey is just as bad. Man I wish this story had been true.
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:51 pm to JOJO Hammer
How was he able to get his mouth down there?
I'm doing a report on this type of self mutilation and need to know.
I'm doing a report on this type of self mutilation and need to know.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:54 pm to JOJO Hammer
Apparently you gotta get real high to get real low.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:55 pm to LZ83
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Why do they try to save these people.
Just back out and close the door.
Exactly. I have no problem with people being drug addicts. I have a problem with resources having to be expended to save their lives.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
2 things.
1)Was he hung like a mule? How did he reach his penis to bite it off with his own mouth?
2) The guy in the pic you posted has no teeth.
1)Was he hung like a mule? How did he reach his penis to bite it off with his own mouth?
2) The guy in the pic you posted has no teeth.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:03 pm to JOJO Hammer
Favorite quote from the article....
Did it have a good reputation before these recent years? I figured it always had a bad reputation.
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Methamphetamine hydrochloride, commonly known as crystal meth, is a recreational drug that has earned a very bad reputation in recent years
Did it have a good reputation before these recent years? I figured it always had a bad reputation.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:59 pm to JOJO Hammer
Not a tooth in his head. How hard did he have to bite??
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