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re: Crystal meth addict nearly dies after chewing off his own penis

Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by freeagent
Member since Oct 2014
922 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:01 pm to
We’re all aware this is a satire site right?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73782 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:06 pm to
I'll be damned. Son of a bitch actually made it.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:04 pm to
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How did he reach his penis to bite it off with his own mouth?

Sold his ribs for drugs.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53819 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:11 pm to
Subtle I can suck my own dick brag
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
5044 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:47 pm to
If I were that flexible, I would not chew it...
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:32 pm to
Just off this guy
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141181 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:36 pm to
You Louisiana boys like to talk about penis's.
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
954 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:39 pm to
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Lucky guy. Who didn't want to be able to suck their own dick as a kid?


Are we supposed to stop trying?
Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9754 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:43 pm to
ok I fell for a fake story
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 7:45 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103875 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:07 pm to
Well maybe his penis should have shut up and left him alone.








Seriously though sleep deprivation causes some ugly shite. That Russian Sleep Experiment story was never proven to have been true but stories like this one make me believe it was true
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3874 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:13 pm to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21605 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 1:09 am to
Looking at his pic he mut have had a hell of a time chewing it off. Gumming it must have taken forever.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 2:59 am to
show this story to kids early on an we can should be able to end male crystal meth addiction
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
5662 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 7:33 am to
Nature vs nurture


Nature always wins.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 7:35 am to
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chewed off his own penis


i'm neither flexible or long enough to do this
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 7:38 am to
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Crystal meth addict nearly dies after chewing off his own penis


That's some dedication i'll never know. It must be extremely difficult to chew off a penis with one tooth.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 7:39 am to
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That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.


Gerbels finally got the best of him?
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