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re: Creative ways to sneak snacks in to a movie theater
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:16 pm to Kige Ramsey
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:16 pm to Kige Ramsey
I bet you would try shoving M&M's up your arse.
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:16 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I bring a plate of lasagna in a large hat.
The garlic bread can be a bit noisy but it’s nice.
The garlic bread can be a bit noisy but it’s nice.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:18 pm to Kige Ramsey
Buy a coke. Pour half of it on the ground once the lights go out. Fill the rest with sailor jerry
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:20 pm to fr33manator
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The garlic bread can be a bit noisy but it’s nice.
You can't hear it over the person who is talking on their cellphone.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:20 pm to Fat and Happy
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Fat and Happy
Take a honey bun that is still in the wrapper and put it beneath your junk.
Your body heat will meat the icing and it will be delicious
Checks out.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:21 pm to Kige Ramsey
What the hell are you trying to sneak in....a freaking deep dish pizza or something?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:24 pm to Kige Ramsey
quote:FIFY and much better thray, IMHO.
Creative ways to sneak secks in a movie theater
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:25 pm to Kige Ramsey
I usually just bring a gun so that if I ever get caught with the snack contraband, I can safely get my family out of the situation.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:30 pm to CajunsTigersSaints
If you have an artificial leg, you can put snacks in the hollowed-out part. It worked for a baw in "Falcon and the Snowman." Only he was coming over from Mexico and it was a different kind of "candy."
A Purple Heart hanging from his rearview didn't hurt, either.
A Purple Heart hanging from his rearview didn't hurt, either.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:32 pm to Kige Ramsey
We need metal detectors inside theaters
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:33 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:And non-stick, teflon floors.
We need metal detectors inside theaters
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:36 pm to Kige Ramsey
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What are some ways you sneak snacks into a movie theater to avoid paying for snacks
Quit being a retarded poor white trash piece of shite and pay for your diabetes you fat frick
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:37 pm to iAmBatman
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Prison pocket
I don't think Kige could reach that far.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:38 pm to Kige Ramsey
Put them in your prison wallet.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:39 pm to Kige Ramsey
In your anus
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:41 pm to Kige Ramsey
Back pocket
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:42 pm to Kige Ramsey
If you're uncircumcised, you can hide it in your foreskin. That has its limits though.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:44 pm to Kige Ramsey
Jail purse.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:46 pm to Kige Ramsey
What a loser
Posted on 1/12/19 at 5:54 pm to Kige Ramsey
I have to put M&M's in my arse because of the candy-sniffing dogs and cops doing pat-downs looking for Heath Bars and Rolos.
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