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re: Crazy Plane Lady Tiffany Gomas is looking for a husband

Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:49 am to
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
17041 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:49 am to
no different than my wife and way hotter

count me in
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17033 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:50 am to
I think she has taken a bad rap. Yes, she likes attention like every hot chick in the world, but she actually seems pretty cool.
Posted by TigerGM
Member since Nov 2014
1015 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:51 am to
Isn’t Hank still dating her?
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3553 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:51 am to
I married worse, so why not.
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37243 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:51 am to
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In my experience the name "Tiffany" is a huge red flag.


Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
919 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:56 am to
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Dear Tiffany, submit to my need for peace in my home and I will submit to your requirement for love and a new last name. We could get started today, if you’d like. I will share my resources and get you a highly coveted AA concierge key, and you just have to be sexually available, cheerfully cook and tidy up, and be peaceful and submissive in a traditional feminine way. No tantrums , no neurotic behavior, no raised voices or angry outbursts.


Dear LSUPimp,

Does social media fall under "neurotic behavior" or do I still get access to my 'gram?

Also, your message reeks of toxic masculinity and narcissism. It has caused me trauma, for which I must seek therapy from pop-psychologists on the internet and validation from my friends.

Crazy Plane Lady
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78640 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:35 am to
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Dear LSUPimp, Does social media fall under "neurotic behavior" or do I still get access to my 'gram? Also, your message reeks of toxic masculinity and narcissism. It has caused me trauma, for which I must seek therapy from pop-psychologists on the internet and validation from my friends. Crazy Plane Lady





Dear Tiffany,

You have a choice to make. Me or social media. This is not negotiable. You must ask yourself, do you belong to me or do you belong to the streets? You must decide is your sexuality something you give every man in the world or a gift you give the man you love?

You see Tiffany, a woman who submits FULLY to her man in a loving, natural and feminine way, receives a far greater gift than airline status . If she will bring him the piece/peace he seeks, he will place her at the center of his universe, and make sure she has the security and love she seeks. But if if she makes the choice to share her sexuality with the world, she has no real value to him.

Submit to my wiser and more steady masculine authority, cook and clean cheerfully, make yourself sexually available in an adventurous and playful manner, be peaceful and kind in my home, keep yourself fit and feminine, be loyal, and positive at all times, and you shall have everything you desire . A woman who can provide this Tiffany, being a truly rare woman, will attract such loyalty and loving protection, that she will be able to have everything she desires. Except for the social media, which is fantasy clutter anyway.But everything else, including shared resources and a rock in her corner.

Otherwise Tiffany, continue to melt down on Sunday morning planes.

Your humble Pimpness
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
2835 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:37 am to
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Let me guess, her profile says she wants kids and is learning to cook….loves to travel.



She's very good looking but should of wanted that when she was in her mid to late twenties. I know a couple of guys who ended up with women past 30 who "finally wants to settle down" and it almost never ends well.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 9:40 am
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28178 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:46 am to
Almost 40 and "learning to cook" and "wants to have kids"?

Sign me up!!!
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
919 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:50 am to
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She's very good looking but should of wanted that when she was in her mid to late twenties. I know a couple of guys who ended up with women past 30 who "finally wants to settle down" and it almost never ends well.


"Please pay full menu price (marriage and lifelong commitment) for this ribeye that's already been picked over by everyone it passed between the kitchen and your table."

No thanks.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78640 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:52 am to
You know the late 30s early 40s type , they cook for the applause, not for the peace and joy it brings the home. They want children and marriage, but just after a couple of decades of men and parties. Sign me up for that value added woman! A bonus point for every therapist she’s had and antidepressant brand she’s taken and every IG follower.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 9:53 am
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28178 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:55 am to
And you know about the one big plus that makes 'em dateable for awhile...
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29072 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:56 am to
Wood let her destroy my soul.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78640 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:59 am to
They are all “ dateable for a while “. right? How many do you open your life to and share your resources with? Pretty HUGE gap.
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12305 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:00 am to
Why don't you just change your last name like Metta World Peace or Chad Ocho Cinco?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10046 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:02 am to
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wrong side of 75 but those houses have most certainly appreciated - could never live off Mockingbird east of 75 my neighborhood is pristine

lol. So is Lakewood. Those are $1.5-5MM properties from 75 to white rock lake.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
919 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:33 am to
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lol. So is Lakewood. Those are $1.5-5MM properties from 75 to white rock lake.


Shhhh...nobody tell him. He probably lives in North Dallas (north of Royal), thinks he's a Preston Hollow guy, and turns his nose up at people who live in the Park Cities but outside 'the fairway' (between Preston and Hillcrest).
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87437 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:53 am to
I swear she looks different in every picture of her

its uncanny
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11803 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:57 am to
Handsome Hank is definitely plastering her walls..
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53366 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:58 am to
That post reminded me of this.
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