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re: Crazy breakup stories from the OT

Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:13 am to
Posted by JD10
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:13 am to
What was their reaction?
Posted by SaintCajun
Pacific Northwest
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:15 am to
Shocked. I didn't really stick around for them to ask questions.

It gets better. About six months after all that, I find out she's pregnant from a one night stand she had.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:17 am to
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It gets better. About six months after all that, I find out she's pregnant from a one night stand she had.



Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21591 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:18 am to
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About six months after all that, I find out she's pregnant from a one night stand she had.


Nice
Posted by TheGrouperFingers
Shreveport/Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
973 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:21 am to
At least you didn't catch him finishing on her.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38082 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:23 am to
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I walked back inside and proceeded to fix me some lunch.


Like a mother fricking boss
Posted by SaintCajun
Pacific Northwest
Member since Apr 2012
4294 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:24 am to
This was back in 2005, before the good camera phones. She had taken several nude pics on my camera, she wasn't the smartest girl so she didn't cut her face out. I decided it would be ok to send out a mass email with the pics.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10064 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:25 am to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:25 am to
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At least you didn't catch him finishing on her.


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About six months after all that, I find out she's pregnant from a one night stand she had.


Obviously he finished in her.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41211 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:26 am to
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SaintCajun



Had a girl break up with me because God told her so. Was some pretty confusing shite, didn't know who to be upset with.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13245 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:29 am to
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Like a mother fricking boss


I luv that saying - wish I could use it more in my own life...
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14523 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:29 am to
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Had a girl break up with me because God told her so. Was some pretty confusing shite, didn't know who to be upset with.

gotta watch those cats with long hair and wearing sandals - hippies will do some jabbing when you ain't looking.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73617 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:30 am to
I've had a few break-ups, none with any cool stories. Closest one I guess would be breaking up with my then GF back home in Alabama not long after I arrived in Germany back in the 80's. After graduation I shipped out for Ft. Knox while she got a summer job at the pool. Long story short, she starts banging one of the dudes there. Course I have no clue. I remember every day when we were marching we'd sing "Jody call" cadence and I always thought how I had nothing to worry about because my girl was not like that. She made sure to send me letters almost daily and care packages at least once a week. She even came up to Ft. Knox for an overnight visit to watch me graduate OSUT and never said say a word about this other dude. After this I come home for a week's leave before shipping out for Germany. That whole week we're going out, having fun and I'm on top of the world. But really I'm just a big chump to her. Only once I'm across the pond does she send me a Dear John letter telling me about JodyBoy and how they were "in love". Bitch.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43586 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:31 am to
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Had a girl break up with me because God told her so. Was some pretty confusing shite, didn't know who to be upset with


Good Lord.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37909 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:32 am to
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And I asked what that meant and she said just wake up and pack my shite and leave.
poor guy.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:33 am to
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Had a girl break up with me because God told her so.


Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74245 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:34 am to
My neighbors were together 14 years. through their 40's and 50's.
The guy found a sugar mama, and waited for the lady to go to work and showed up with a u-haul and took his stuff. He left her a hallmark card saying "I'm sorry".

He left his military stuff behind, she burned it all. That was kinda funny, but I felt bad for her, as she kinda supported the guy and his son forthe whole time.



A girl broke up with me via Facebook message before, that's about it for me. I get jittery once I hit the year mark. I usually jump ship
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40189 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:36 am to
GF and I lived in seperate states. She was a KD at LSU. We didnt get to see each other very often. One day my friends send me a link to a porno she made with some other guy. Turns out she was broke and needed the money.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33195 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:36 am to
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Had a girl break up with me because God told her so. Was some pretty confusing shite, didn't know who to be upset with.

God obviously
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6056 posts
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:37 am to
Back in college, out to dinner with a few couple. My gf gets up to go to the backroom, takes her purse with her. About 15 mins later, I'm a bit worried, check my phone and she text me she had her friend pick her up and dumped me over a text then and there.

She said she couldn't handle me being friends with so many pretty girls.

Obviously, I didn't lose any sleep over her.
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