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re: Craziest things you did/saw on the school bus when you were younger?

Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by Gmorgan4982
Member since May 2005
101750 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:44 pm to
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reverse bukkake
I should probably be happy to not know what this is.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82711 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:46 pm to
When I played for Scott Middle, we played Lafayette Middle and beat them 70something to nothing...after the game a mob attacked the bus, busted out a lot of the windows with rocks and tried to climb on...driver nailed it and got out of there
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50866 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:46 pm to
Saw a black guy, on the very first day of integrated school, get stabbed repeatedly by a white girl with a pencil because he stupidly decided he needed to sit by the window next to her. Some guy opened the rear door of the bus and two big white seniors threw him out the back!

Considering the times, that was a stupid move of aggression by him, but man, I was surrounded by some red neck assholes, for sure.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:49 pm to
I used to ride the bus a lot.

I can remember one day where the bus driver, a pretty hot woman with big tits, said on a day when the bus was packed, "When are you guys going to stop taking the bus?"

One of the students behind me said pretty loudly, "When our bus driver starts wearing bras."
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 8:50 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88503 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:55 pm to
WTF?
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20391 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:57 pm to
A buddy of mine fingered a cheerleader while I was lookout.

Word got around and we got a "school trips aren't dates" message from teachers.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:58 pm to
One day, when we were in 7th grade (94) this real fat guy (250 Easily by 6th grade) that everybody called Cornbread got his face sliced AND diced by a black girl with a mother effin' 2pac-style RAZOR BLADE because he was picking on her.

She spilled Bread ' s DNA all over the seat with just a couple slices to his fat jowls. Cat like, wam wam.

Bread squared up on her when he realized what happened. Knocked her out cold.

I grew up in a very rural area fwiw.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72772 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:07 pm to
Our bus driver was a little odd, her name was Ms. Frizzle. She would drive us on our field trips. One time we went into outer space. Our class explored Mercury, Venus, and Mars, while a girl from our calss named Janet collected proof of our voyage. In the asteroid belt, while Janet is trying to collect an asteroid as further proof, we lost Ms. Frizzle and find ourselves lost in space.

Good times.
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16370 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:09 pm to
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bus driver
quote:

a pretty hot woman




Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15352 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:12 pm to
Some weird stuff happened on the bus from Clewiston to Glades Day in the late 90s
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:12 pm to
I saw a girl get fingered by her boyfriend.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:13 pm to
About 2 weeks ago a girl flashed my wife and I from the back seat in traffic. I felt like I was about to go to jail

but pretty much what everyone else has said: sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting, etc
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 9:14 pm
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

She spilled Bread ' s DNA all over the seat with just a couple slices to his fat jowls. Cat like, wam wam.


Did everyone get Ebola though?
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12318 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:16 pm to
Drugs and school bus getting in a wreck. Nothing out of the norm.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

When I played for Scott Middle


I played for Scott in middle school too
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:18 pm to
More than likely. But the tap water up there took care of it.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:18 pm to
Kind of OT..but when I lived in Germany, we took a ski trip with the rec center on base. We were traveling at night through the alps and we were all asleep. The bus driver fell asleep and hit a guard rail next to a steep cliff...I woke up to 20 girls screaming and the sound of screeching metal. Scared the frick out of me..could have cut a diamond with my a-hole
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20846 posts
Posted on 10/5/14 at 12:15 am to
Many on our bus dipped or chewed. I'll never forget the look on the face of the road worker flag man who got hit with a big wad of spit to the face.

Many fights. I recall one kid beating his brother with a metal lunch box. Kids got kicked off a couple of times. Just off. Find your own way home.

A small but athletic friend of mine got some good licks in on an older bus bully. Dotted his face. He became a hero.

The stuff that got shouted out the windows at people was incredible. As foul as you can imagine. Good times.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21158 posts
Posted on 10/5/14 at 12:33 am to
We were freshmen and there was a senior bully that rode the bus.He was always picking on us. One day I seen a kid stick a fireball up his own arse and put it back in the wrapper. He gave it to the bully. When the bully got ready to get off the bus, one of the kids asked to spit it out....he had sucked all the red off the fireball...everyone one was laughing, except the bully of course. He wanted to fight the one kid, but we all stood up to him...strength in numbers
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/5/14 at 1:05 am to
Coming home from a football game out of town...someone had one of those 8 ounce glass bottles of sprite that was unopened. Car was going by in the left lane and he threw the bottle out the window and busted the cars windshield all to shite. Well, as it turns out, it was the wife of the coach of the team we had just played....our school name, small private school, was on the side of our bus...coach was not pleased. Did not end well.
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