re: Craziest hook up stories

girl i fooled around with in HS worked at marble slab. went one night while she was working and she grabbed a bottle of windex and a rag and motioned for me to follow her into the bathroom. i went in and she locked the door. got down on her knees and gave me head for probably 15 minutes. busted off in her mouth and walked out afterwards, and everyone knew what went down. felt like a boss

she got paid to blow me lmao

Had sex with my high school gf in front of her parents. True story. They just didn't know. We were in the pool and they were in living room. Living room had big windows overlooking pool. It was just the two of us in pool. Parents and some friends are all in living room but we could see them and they could def see us. There was an oversized inner tube/float and we both were inside it. Looked innocent enough I guess but there was no light in pool and they didn't know her legs were wrapped around me under the water. She pulled her bathing suit to the side and we did it right there. She was a first rate whore. Got lots of road head, BJ in a movie theater. Good times with that one.

Just remembered this one

I was home for Christmas break (maybe 19 at the time) and went over to the house of girl from HS who was a year younger. She was kind of a family friend but knew her from mutual friends we had, plus she dated one of my semi-good friends in HS (they broke up before college)

Anyway, hadn't really talked to her much since graduating, but we reconnected when she had issues with her BF and I had some with my old HS GF at the time. She invited me over to drink with some friends. She was borderline hammered, and I had a good buzz going.

I don't really remember why it happened, but everyone had left and we were sitting in her parents living room watching TV when she just grabs my junk. I was caught off guard for a minute but didn't stop her. So she's giving me head, and I'm worried her parents are going to walk in. Next thing you know we take it to her bed, and what do you know, I hear someone walking around the kitchen. It was her dad. Must have been checking to see if everyone left. He knocks on the door (while she's going down on me) and says goodnight We resume and things go 0 to 60. She wants the pepperoni stick, but there's a problem. I don't have a rubber. I went over to drink and didn't think I'd need one. Rookie move.

So she tells me to hold on a second. She goes to the bathroom and comes back with a condom. I didn't ask where she got it. After it was over, she later said how it was her dads. We didn't talk much after since I felt bad I banged my HS buddies ex-GF. The kicker came a few years ago. I found out the girls parents got a divorce...because her dad is gay. So I guess I know why he had the condoms

I miss the whores.

Not me; but my buddy went to visit his GF at her house. The house was full of her family who was visiting from out of town, grandparents etc. She wanted sex, but couldn't do it in the house because of the crowd. They went out to the garage, because there was a couch in there they were storing. Well, they were going it it on the couch, both completely naked, then the garage door opens up, and there is most of her family.

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what part of the movie was that from?

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I fricked up. Not Fast Times. It was Valley Girl.

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Had sex with my high school gf in front of her parents. True story. They just didn't know. We were in the pool and they were in living room. Living room had big windows overlooking pool. It was just the two of us in pool. Parents and some friends are all in living room but we could see them and they could def see us. There was an oversized inner tube/float and we both were inside it. Looked innocent enough I guess but there was no light in pool and they didn't know her legs were wrapped around me under the water. She pulled her bathing suit to the side and we did it right there.

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Exact same thing happened to me. Only difference is the folks were out on the lanai outside.

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Was Owlie there?

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Yes, he was the "chick" who headed up the whole thing.

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Masterag
Texas A&M Fan

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Ibiza, two guys at the same time, neither spoke English.

Prague, waiter didn't speak any English, left me the check with his number, texted him my address. We got drunk at the hotel bar and used google translate the whole evening.

House party one summer in college at a buddy's lake house. One dude who just graduated was there with bf but checking me out the whole time. Several of us decided to go skinny dipping. Felt a tap on the shoulder and it was this hot 18 year old with come f me eyes. So, I did. With his boyfriend back inside the house.

Sweden, went clubbing and met one of the most handsome men I've ever seen in my life. He was also one of the coolest. Hooked up and he wouldn't give me his # cause he was embarrassed and thought I'd think bad of him. Saw him out randomly the next night and did the same thing again. We kept in touch when I got back home but started dating someone else. He wanted to come to the states but I was still with other guy. Tried to get in touch a year and a half later and he was engaged. I should have married that one and still kick myself about it.

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