- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Crayon companies to discontinue orange colored crayons
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:17 pm
LINK
BREAKING: Two major crayon makers have discontinued the production of their orange colored crayons effective immediately.
A spokesperson for one of the companies, Charity Case, says that they don't want the liability of any customer having a panic attack when seeing the orange color and having flashbacks of Donald Trump's presidency.
"We feel like it would be much safer for our clients if they weren't forced to reminisce unintentionally about those dreaded 4 years," said Case. "Sure, I realize that 85% of our product's users are children, however, we are talking more specifically about the ones over the age of 17, but who still require other adults to help them with their day to day decision making on things like why they should still hate Trump tomorrow." Case told us.
No word on rumors about either of the companies future plans to discontinue white crayons.
BREAKING: Two major crayon makers have discontinued the production of their orange colored crayons effective immediately.
A spokesperson for one of the companies, Charity Case, says that they don't want the liability of any customer having a panic attack when seeing the orange color and having flashbacks of Donald Trump's presidency.
"We feel like it would be much safer for our clients if they weren't forced to reminisce unintentionally about those dreaded 4 years," said Case. "Sure, I realize that 85% of our product's users are children, however, we are talking more specifically about the ones over the age of 17, but who still require other adults to help them with their day to day decision making on things like why they should still hate Trump tomorrow." Case told us.
No word on rumors about either of the companies future plans to discontinue white crayons.
13
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:18 pm to LSUTigerFan247
No crayola no care
Roseart can do whatever it wants. It’s for the poors.
Roseart can do whatever it wants. It’s for the poors.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:18 pm to LSUTigerFan247
You know satire is dead when you have to weigh the possibilities of that article.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:20 pm to LSUTigerFan247
It’s sad that we’re at a point where I had to actually check if this was satire or not.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:22 pm to LSUTigerFan247
The new alternative color replacing orange crayons.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:22 pm to LSUTigerFan247
These Babylon Bee articles are lame
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:22 pm to LSUTigerFan247
right
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:33 pm to Swagga
quote:
It’s sad that we’re at a point where I had to actually check if this was satire or not.
I was sure it was serious until about paragraph 3
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:35 pm to LSUTigerFan247
Offensive crayons rule! (Yes it really is a thing)
Posted on 1/10/21 at 9:00 pm to Sir Drinksalot
quote:
crayola no care
I saw a box of Crayola that was just skin tones.
I don’t know if orange was a color.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 9:01 pm to dakarx
I can't help but notice that Baby shite Green seems to be the only one used.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 9:04 pm to NIH
quote:you didn't click the link, huh?
These Babylon Bee articles are lame
Posted on 1/10/21 at 9:04 pm to LegendInMyMind
Just mix red and yellow to get your orange
Posted on 1/10/21 at 9:12 pm to LSUTigerFan247
Its crazy that this could be a legit story.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 10:16 pm to OweO
God I wish aliens would come down and take over the earth. frick this gay shite world where the mentally ill are catered too.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 11:20 pm to Sir Drinksalot
quote:
No crayola no care
My youngest brought home crayons, they were "crazy art", I was upset that he school gave my son such crap crayons then my wife said she bought them!!! WTF, Crayola or nothing, they are like $.25 a box during back to school, why get anything else.
Posted on 1/11/21 at 8:56 am to LegendInMyMind
quote:
You know satire is dead when you have to weigh the possibilities of that article
I was disapointed to find out this wasn't the Babylon Bee
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:02 am to LSUTigerFan247
Doesn't the sadvocate post here?
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:03 am to LSUTigerFan247
Citrus growers are encouraged to refer to navels as "Ambers"
This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 9:05 am
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:07 am to NIH
Wasn't the Babylon Bee.
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News