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Crawfish Boil Help Needed
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:09 pm
I am having a crawfish boil this weekend on the Northshore, and in a fit of pity, I've invited this one guy who has no friends because he is a real a-hole. He thinks he is God's gift to boiling crawfish, and always gets in the way, trying to tell people how they should boil crawfish. I really don't want this guy to come, but the invite is out there now and I need an accurate head count.
I think I'll just revoke his invite and tell him to go frick himself, but before I do that, any ideas on how to weasel out of this in a more tactful manner?
I think I'll just revoke his invite and tell him to go frick himself, but before I do that, any ideas on how to weasel out of this in a more tactful manner?
This post was edited on 4/3/19 at 4:11 pm
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Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:09 pm to TheFonz
You came to the right place
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:10 pm to TheFonz
Rescind his invite. He sounds terrible.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:11 pm to TheFonz
Watch him.
He’ll try to steal all your beer.
He’ll try to steal all your beer.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:11 pm to TheFonz
Cry man because you don’t have any friends that’ll invite you to eat crawfish
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:11 pm to TheFonz
Tell him you only allow top-shelf liquor.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:11 pm to TheFonz
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:12 pm to TheFonz
I would say:
"You the difference between you and will wade?
Everybody wants will wade around"
"You the difference between you and will wade?
Everybody wants will wade around"
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:12 pm to TheFonz
Make him clean the crawfish and PIIHB while he's doing that.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:13 pm to TheFonz
He actually already started a thread about your party.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:13 pm to TheFonz
Sounds like an a-hole, 247365.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:14 pm to Porkchop Express
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Sounds like an a-hole, 247365.
ISWYDT
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:15 pm to TheFonz
I would say tell him it's BYOB, but he seems like the type to come anyway and just bitch about that too.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:16 pm to TheFonz
Invite him.
Boost his confidence by asking for his recipe and even let him boil the crawfish in addition.
Then, go frick his wife while you drink his beer you made him bring.
Boost his confidence by asking for his recipe and even let him boil the crawfish in addition.
Then, go frick his wife while you drink his beer you made him bring.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:16 pm to DustyDinkleman
Crawfish Board
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:16 pm to TheFonz
kill his dog tonight
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:17 pm to TheFonz
quote:“Accidentally” knock over his wheelchair a couple of times.
I've invited this one guy who has no friends because he is a real a-hole.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:19 pm to TheFonz
Make him do all the work then. Get drunk. frick bitches.
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:20 pm to TheFonz
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