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re: Coworker came into my office and asked me to "pop her back"

Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:21 am to
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37787 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:21 am to
How old? OT scale? Cup size?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83586 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:23 am to
quote:

The infamous black couch seen in many porn videos.


my friend says thanks
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14353 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:23 am to
Sex harassment claim incoming. Hope you enjoy unemployment.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137804 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:31 am to
I don't see the big deal, except for that being a shitty way to pop a back. Tell her to bring a mat next time to lay down on.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:33 am to
Damn dude. At least let us know if she’s decent looking and if she has big boobs.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83586 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:34 am to
quote:

. At least let us know if she’s decent looking and if she has big boobs.


lots of quality questions being asked on here, and we need answers!
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:34 am to
quote:

She laughed and said "get right under my boobs", which made it even more awkward. So I guess I popped her back and she went away happy.

Polish up your resume.

She has been wanting your office. Now she has it.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:37 am to
stand back to back, interlock arms at elbows, then you bend over and her back stretches and pops if it needs to

that the proper way whether shes a hotty or a 300 lbs porker or a construction worker
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:38 am to
quote:

So she turned around and I put my arms around her stomach, careful not to go too high. She laughed and said "get right under my boobs"


Your kids are gonna have a shitty Christmas since their dad will be unemployed.

Also, you're both retarded because doing...whatever you did, will only crack ribs and cause damage to internal organs. If you want to "crack" someone's back safely:

- get them in a full Nelson with your hands on the back of their neck
- have them place their hands on your hands
- lean them back so they're slightly on their heels
- drive your chest/sternum up and forward simultaneously

If you do it correctly, you'll hear about a million pops and you should lift them off the ground slightly. This is obviously harder to do with extremely short, tall, or fat people.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83586 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:38 am to
quote:

that the proper way whether shes a hotty


LINK
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:41 am to
He’s full of crap. Otherwise he would have answered the need to know questions.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22285 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:44 am to
Should have given her the ole ring dinger.

Youtube

Another
This post was edited on 12/3/19 at 11:48 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172378 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:44 am to
he ran out of his thread i posted a page or two back. he's trolls, unable to finish. kind of theme in OP.
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2043 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Did you throw a little hip into it?


Just put a little dip with it



And roll your hips with it
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137804 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:48 am to
quote:

She was complaining of back pain. I balked and made a HR joke, but she insisted to the point of annoyance. So she turned around and I put my arms around her stomach, careful not to go too high. She laughed and said "get right under my boobs", which made it even more awkward. So I guess I popped her back and she went away happy.

Am I about to get me too'd?


pro tip for the next time

no camera = harassment claim

camera = youtube video
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6390 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:48 am to
Congrats on the baby.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4138 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:49 am to
OP doesn’t know how to post pics so he sent one to me to post...

















Posted by boomtown143
Member since May 2019
9407 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:52 am to
Pics?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32859 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:54 am to
This is an area where Mike Pence got it right. I live by his work rules regarding women
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3446 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Could you at least give us an estimate of the boob size and shape?


Has to be skinny if old baw can lift her up.
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