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Coworker came into my office and asked me to "pop her back"

Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:03 am
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6617 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:03 am
She was complaining of back pain. I balked and made a HR joke, but she insisted to the point of annoyance. So she turned around and I put my arms around her stomach, careful not to go too high. She laughed and said "get right under my boobs", which made it even more awkward. So I guess I popped her back and she went away happy.

Am I about to get me too'd?
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4892 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:04 am to
Boner Alert
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166322 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:04 am to
you should have ran.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90653 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:04 am to
Congrats on your future job search
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120303 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:04 am to
I hope you made her sign a consent. Also should have asked for at least 2 witnesses

And pics?
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:05 am to
You fricked up. Never allow a female into your office without another witness and never touch them.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:05 am to
Have fun in the HR office
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
3354 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:05 am to
This post was edited on 12/3/19 at 11:07 am
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16210 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:05 am to
Wish my coworker would come in and ask me to do the same.

I ain't skeered!
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:05 am to
Congrats on the firing. Let me know if you need help with your resume or LinkedIn profile.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Am I about to get me too'd?


andywood alter?
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22742 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:06 am to
Did you throw a little hip into it?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145174 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:06 am to
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:06 am to
she's asking you to 'pop her back' ... know what i mean ?
stop being a beta
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16152 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Am I about to get me too'd?


I don’t know about that, but I do know you should be banned for no pics.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:07 am to
In this day and age that’s a definite no-no. I wouldn’t do it even for a guy.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:07 am to
In 7th grade this was code for "I have a crush on you." Times have changed though. You finna get hashtagged.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30580 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:08 am to
I’ve watched this video. HR showed it as part of their brainwashing training
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Did you throw a little hip into it?


Just put a little dip with it
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3999 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Coworker came into my office and asked me to "pop her back"


“Bend over”

- OP’s response if he wasn’t such a pussy

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