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re: Court must decide if an elephant is a person

Posted on 5/18/22 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 1:54 pm to
No standing.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Court must decide if an elephant is a person

It isn't.











Next case.
Posted by TheGenyus
Member since May 2022
94 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:14 pm to
Next year's SI swimsuit cover...
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20385 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:15 pm to
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No. Case Dismissed.


Excuse me, sir. Are you a biologist?
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:32 pm to
JFC
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
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18806 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:35 pm to
well, the supreme court decided that corporations are people... so, why not?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6408 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:35 pm to
It's time for a national divorce
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

All people are animals, but not all animals are people.



Some people are more animal than people, and some animals are more people than animals.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:39 pm to
It's not a human being. That is indisputable.
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:39 pm to
Does it celebrate its birthday?
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
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Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:47 pm to
I don't think New York courts have anything pressing to deal with. Figuring this one out should likely take a considerable amount of time until the next trial rolls around.
Posted by Son of Dad
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2011
206 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:58 pm to
Is this the same one that is on the SI cover? Also:

quote:

Asian


quote:

she


Probably can't drive for shite.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23989 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 3:06 pm to
Seems like I've seen this movie before....

Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6577 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 3:19 pm to
And the Lord gave man power over all the creatures of the earth.
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 3:22 pm to
I assumed this was a lawsuit about either Stacy Abrams or Lena Dunham
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 5/18/22 at 3:25 pm to
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is an Asian elephant


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But is she also a person?


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Her advocates at the Nonhuman Rights Project say yes:


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Nonhuman Rights Project say yes


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Nonhuman


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say yes





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