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re: Could you land a commercial airplane in an emergency?

Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20082 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:32 pm to
I’ve flown small planes before and know enough of the basics to HOPE I could get it on the ground safely.

But it would be more of an arrival than a landing.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6217 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:33 pm to
I believe I could. I’m not saying it would be smooth but most on board would walk away with their lives.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46368 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:33 pm to
Not a chance I could land the plane but I could communicate well by radio after all the videos I watched. They would know precisely where we were and what was happening as we all died.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92246 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:35 pm to
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I could communicate well by radio after all the videos I watched.


LINK
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20082 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:37 pm to
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IIRC the original tik tok question wasn’t “could you do it” but more along the lines of “would you try”


I’d much rather be trying to land the plane than being in the back knowing that someone like me was trying to land the plane.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46368 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:38 pm to
Ha! I still remember when my boyfriend reached over and snatched the headphones and mic off my head because I was screaming the Hail Mary
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72085 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

much rather be trying to land the plane than being in the back knowi


Yea, all this.

I might not make it, but frick letting anybody else try.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92246 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:39 pm to
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I was screaming the Hail Mary




that's normally me
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46368 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:41 pm to
And that’s why I take enough Xanax to dose an elephant when I fly.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19291 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:43 pm to
Meh
Turn on the autopilot
Re-Configure the FMS
File direct KLAS with ATC
Hookers and blow on landing boys
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2415 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:45 pm to
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Define "land".


I was thinking Define "safely".

I would be looking for acceptable % dead and maximum dollar property loss.

Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Not a chance I could land the plane but I could communicate well by radio after all the videos I watched. They would know precisely where we were and what was happening as we all died.


Finding the button to transmit on the radio would be a win for most people.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92246 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:49 pm to
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Finding the button to transmit on the radio would be a win for most people.



and figuring out how to set the correct freq on the correct radio
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:50 pm to


Not without an otherworldly amount of luck.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6904 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:51 pm to
I’m pretty confident I could at least get us to the crash site.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26666 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:52 pm to
If I had radio contact with the tower, yes. I can follow directions, pressure doesn’t bother me, and I would be motivated by death.
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2415 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:54 pm to
wut?

If this is a joke, it's a good one.
If not a joke, please, please, please give me a link.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:55 pm to
My buddy is a commercial pilot for a major airline. I have known him since 1st grade. Knowing him personally, I will not fly a plane he is piloting. Haha.

Nothing but respect for the baw pilots. Amazed that he wakes up at home, reports to his office that is a 4 hour flight away (the hub for his airline), and will be on the other side of the country all in one day.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46368 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:57 pm to
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and figuring out how to set the correct freq on the correct radio


I’d post on the OT asking for help, obviously.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14231 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 12:58 pm to
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Problem they found out with red button is that when women see the red button they panic and try to take control over the computer which inevitably causes a crash. See the challenger explosion as a good example. Dick Scobee hit the red button and Christie McAuliffe panicked and the plane shuttle exploded.



You just post conspiracies I assume?
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