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re: Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?

Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:58 am to
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7669 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:58 am to
I would try to fix her as long as I get to frick her. But I’d have the mentality that some day it’ll end. So I’ll just have fun until then.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25600 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:59 am to
I would not, I would keep thinking about the fact that she was filled with A Rod's rude and vile spew.

ETA: Of course, this assumes I would have any chance with her knowing that my chances would be zero.
This post was edited on 10/17/25 at 12:00 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88530 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:06 pm to
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I would not, I would keep thinking about the fact that she was filled with A Rod's rude and vile spew.

ETA: Of course, this assumes I would have any chance with her knowing that my chances would be zero.


I'll bet she has some STDs that would scare the shite out of penicillin
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31664 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:10 pm to
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Why? She's been in relationships with two homosexuals at minimum PDiddy and Ben Affleck. I'll pass.
No thanks, that cooch has been through an assembly line, I wouldn't touch it with a hazmat on.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3576 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:14 pm to
There are a seemingly infinite number of therapists who will tell “patients” whatever they want to hear for a fee.

Surprisingly, their patients never get better either.

Endless revenue stream.
This post was edited on 10/17/25 at 12:15 pm
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
37835 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:24 pm to
She's come a long way from one of the Fly Girls on the Wayans' show "In Living Color" (which BTW was one of the best shows on TV).

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32021 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:27 pm to
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What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,


Dealing with someone that narcissistic has to be draining…. I don’t think any guy has it in them to put up with that shite for a lifetime.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14073 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:30 pm to
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. I don’t think any guy has it in them to put up with that shite for a lifetime.


Exactly... all pussy looks alike in the dark, I imagine.. no need to put up with that shite.
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
12675 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:39 pm to
She deserves to be single the rest of her life. After those statements I can’t fathom any man stupid enough to be willing to marry her.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120116 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:41 pm to
What up Human Sally?

This Jennifer Lopez seems hard to please.
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
19647 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:45 pm to
bet she can't even make tortillas...can you imagine being married to a Mexican woman who couldn't cook??
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29336 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:55 pm to
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They gave me all of it, every time. All the rings, all the things I could ever want. The houses, the rings, the marriage. All of it. But.…"


....it was never enough. The more I get, the more I want. There is this giant void I cannot fill." (my attempt at finishing her thoughts.)

Sounds like a spiritual void that only God can fill. I feel sorry for her.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14073 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 12:56 pm to
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What up Human Sally? This Jennifer Lopez seems hard to please.


JLo is crazy.

I'm shiteposting and hanging out with my dog. wyd?
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
4903 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 1:03 pm to
Better question-

Why would I want to?
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1834 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 1:09 pm to
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can you imagine being married to a Mexican woman who couldn't cook??


Puerto Rican.
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1712 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 1:09 pm to
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Meh, both sexes and all genders blame shift... wh


Lesbians typically have the highest divorce rates among all demographics and gay men have the lowest.

If that's not a sign at who is fault then I don't know what is.
This post was edited on 10/17/25 at 1:11 pm
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35866 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 1:26 pm to
I've heard that she is the fix.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5726 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 1:38 pm to
You are forgiven
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
4994 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 1:59 pm to
Na I heard she is annoying af...

I could take rich and crazy not annoying.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8031 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 3:30 pm to
So outta, how many marriages, 5 or 6? It was all their fault? At this point in this womans life she takes zero responsibility for all of her failed marriages. There's no fix. But lets talk about how stupid Ben was for marrying her twice.
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