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re: Could you find 1m dollars to save your life in 24 hours?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:03 pm to el Gaucho
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:03 pm to el Gaucho
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I think E*TRADE would make me wait a day or so for it to hit the bank
Takes about 3 days for a Etrade cash withdrawal to hit my local bank. I’m retired and live off retirement accounts so do this fairly often.
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Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:03 pm to rebel cat
I have over 1 million in my 401k, however I’d rather die than lose it all at this point in my life.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:03 pm to rebel cat
This is a trap. Don’t answer
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:07 pm to Tigerholic
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This is a trap. Don’t answer
Traps cost way less than a million.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:13 pm to rebel cat
I would call S's assistant butler and ask if he has any spare change.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:18 pm to rebel cat
There's no way to get $1m in cash or in your checking account in 24 hours unless it is already there. That limits you to stealing actual bundles of cash, or taking crypto from somebody that already has $1m in crypto.
Even hitting a business up with ransomware isn't going to get you the money within 24 hours. That's usually not paid until around a week in.
That kind of narrows it down between robbing a bank, or abducting a rich person with cyrpto and torturing him. You would probably need to withdraw $10k or so to hire a homeless person off the street to help carry out the plan. Basically dangle the money in front of him and tell him if you get away he gets the money. Scout's honor, etc.
Even hitting a business up with ransomware isn't going to get you the money within 24 hours. That's usually not paid until around a week in.
That kind of narrows it down between robbing a bank, or abducting a rich person with cyrpto and torturing him. You would probably need to withdraw $10k or so to hire a homeless person off the street to help carry out the plan. Basically dangle the money in front of him and tell him if you get away he gets the money. Scout's honor, etc.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:28 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Yes. Name a number that is difficult.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:29 pm to BeepNode
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That kind of narrows it down between robbing a bank
Banks keep as little cash on hand as possible. My local branch has no more than about 500k in the vault at any given time unless there's some special circumstance.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:45 pm to rebel cat
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If you have over 1m don’t post
Weird that you got so many replies. This is the OT, after all
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:00 pm to sweetwaterbilly
This could be easy if you know someone who knows an NBA player
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:04 pm to Jim Rockford
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My local branch has no more than about 500k in the vault at any given time unless there's some special circumstance.
The hibernia (now whitney) nearest to my office was tapped out by a 40k check on a friday afternoon.
I thought it would be funny...
It was not.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:04 pm to SuperSaint
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SuperSaint
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cash? No I couldn’t get my hands on that cash in 24 hours. But I could come up with access to it
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:05 pm to stout
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How does one go from habitual druggie jailbird / part-time bartender to suddenly claiming they can get their hands on $1 million all in less than a few years time?
Parents dying?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:54 pm to Chad504boy
Done
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:56 pm to rebel cat
Yes. Provided it was during the week. I would have a hard time on the weekends without access to banking.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 11:00 pm to Chad504boy
or a home equity line of credit? I think SS is in South Bay and a shanty there is over 1M.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 11:05 pm to Kcrad
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I'm still trying to figure out how he can have access to it but can't get his hands on it.
His wife’s parents. There’s no way a felon, ex-con, bartender could actually come up with that kind of money on their own without any help
Posted on 9/22/21 at 11:07 pm to rebel cat
Yes
Posted on 9/22/21 at 11:07 pm to Breauxsif
1M is not that much money anymore.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 11:23 pm to rebel cat
I think so, may get ugly though..
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