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Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:08 pm to The Pirate King
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Exactly. The quickness is what would get you. She'd jump on your back and night night
Is it legal in UFC to jump and land on your back with her attached? She'll die if so and I win.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:08 pm to TH03
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a trained professional is ridiculous.
How about stocking canned corn in a store? Just the trained pro or could one of us mouth breathers do that?
I could see Mikelbr begging her, through clenched teeth, with a compound fracture in his arm, to let him lick her bung..
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:08 pm to The Pirate King
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The quickness is what would get you. She'd jump on your back and night night
lol. its like some of yall have never played a sport or lifted weights with a girl.
a 5'7" 135 is not quick. You're acting like she's Bruce Lee.
honest question, do you think you could beat her at arm wrestling?
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:09 pm to Lester Earl
quote:I think I could potentially break her wrist
honest question, do you think you could beat her at arm wrestling?
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:09 pm to LCA131
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I could see Mikelbr begging her, through clenched teeth, with a compound fracture in his arm, to let him lick her bung..
I was thinking the exact same thing...
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:10 pm to mikelbr
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quote:
Exactly. The quickness is what would get you. She'd jump on your back and night night
Is it legal in UFC to jump and land on your back with her attached? She'll die if so and I win.
Definitely legal.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:10 pm to lsupride87
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CharlesLSU would literally kill her if they let him.....
no way.....its a lady
but thanks for the vote of confidence brother
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:10 pm to The Mick
Despite the size advantage I have, I'm sure that a professional fighter, even one with a vagina, would whoop my arse like a rented mule.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:10 pm to Lester Earl
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a 5'7" 135 is not quick. You're acting like she's Bruce Lee.
Yea I still have a very hard time seeing her prevent getting tackled into the cage by someone with years of experience. A direct hit to the nose or chin would be her only hope.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:12 pm to mikelbr
quote:The fact that you don't know the rules shows me you don't have much of a clue about the UFC which in turn tells me you have no clue the skill set these people possess. Maybe in the 90's you could have taken the 135 lb woman champ but the sport has evolved soooo much that the gap from avg joe is just insurmountable
Is it legal in UFC to jump and land on your back with her attached? She'll die if so and I win.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:12 pm to lsupride87
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I think I could potentially break her wrist
but she knows leverage!!!!
seriously, i know its not the same, but imagine locking up with her in arm wresting. Overall deficiency in strength compared to a larger male. Shorter limbs, her tiny little woman hands. Now imagine her trying to break your arm with the same grip. Sorry its not happening.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:12 pm to CharlesLSU
quote:I have seen what my uncle can do. I find it hilarious that people think Rhonda Rousey at 135 lbs would whip an LSU linemans arse........
but thanks for the vote of confidence brother
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:12 pm to LCA131
i wouldn't know 
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:12 pm to lsupride87
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So you dont think Danielle hunter or Lavar edwards would have a chance?
Sure they would, I already said lots of guys would have a chance. All they would really have is a punchers chance though. Obviously they are WAY stronger and more athletic but she is a master at using leverage to break bones and submit people and she is strong enough and has enough technique to do that to anyone on Earth if she gets them in the correct position.
That being said, if those guys trained in MMA daily for 6 months they would crush her.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:13 pm to mikelbr
Just like in the video, her biggest advantage over an untrained male fighter would be holds that could cause the guy to submit. If the guy could avoid that, the guy would eventually overpower her (if he has the conditioning to last that long.)
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:13 pm to The Mick
We've done this before. I think I was of the opinion that I could kill her with my bare hands. I'm still going with that.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:13 pm to The Mick
The average OTer is 6'3", 230lb so sure plenty here could take her
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:14 pm to Count Chocula
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I was thinking the exact same thing...
True story: I once got my foot twisted off in an ugly rugby injury(dislocated ankle broken fib). It was dangling a few cm from the end of the tibia. Everyone's all freakin out and thinking I'm in shock. My gf(future ex1) was crying over me as EMS shows up and I'm like "Relax y'all. I'm fine. It don't hurt that bad. And baby you're gonna have to be on top for a while I'm afraid."
TLDR:
Across town, we lost in football to Bama that day. frick! November 1998.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 1:14 pm to lsu480
quote:Charles played line for LSU too............
Sure they would, I already said lots of guys would have a chance
quote:SEC lineman have a pretty good idea on how to use leverage
but she is a master at using leverage
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