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Cornflakes were part of an anti-masturbation campaign
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:15 pm
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Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:16 pm to OWLFAN86
Downvoted because no summary
And because owlie
And because owlie
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:16 pm to OWLFAN86
"Who Fapped in your Cornflakes"
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:16 pm to OWLFAN86
Circumcision and cornflakes. Part of a balanced breakfast.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:17 pm to OWLFAN86
Kellogg cataloged 39 different symptoms of a person plagued by masturbation, including general infirmity, defective development, mood swings, fickleness, bashfulness, boldness, bad posture, stiff joints, fondness for spicy foods, acne, palpitations, and epilepsy.
sounds like asspee
sounds like asspee
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:19 pm to OWLFAN86
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mood swings, fickleness
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
On the other hand I guess it's ok.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:19 pm to OWLFAN86
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, fondness for spicy foods,
Damn, I knew he was a prude but I didn't know he had IBS...
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:20 pm to OWLFAN86
So were Graham crackers
The idea is to indulge in a bunch of wheat and kill your sex drive
I'm sure it's perfectly healthy to consume in large quantities
The idea is to indulge in a bunch of wheat and kill your sex drive
I'm sure it's perfectly healthy to consume in large quantities
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:21 pm to OWLFAN86
What a coincidence because I sometimes eat cornflakes when I'm hungry after ferociously fapping.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:21 pm to OWLFAN86
I ate cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner as a kid.
My wipe rag totally disagrees with these findings.
My wipe rag totally disagrees with these findings.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:21 pm to OWLFAN86
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Kellogg cataloged 39 different symptoms of a person plagued by masturbation, including general infirmity, defective development, mood swings, fickleness, bashfulness, boldness, bad posture, stiff joints, fondness for spicy foods, acne, palpitations, and epilepsy.
Oddly enough overdevelopment of the forearms was not listed as a symptom.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:29 pm to OWLFAN86
So why did it have a big green cock on the box..?
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:34 pm to stapuffmarshy
quote:My sock monkeys name is Monica.
My wipe rag
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:37 pm to OWLFAN86
Is this why I can't find Apple Jack's on the shelves at Heb?
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:38 pm to Hangover Haven
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why did it have a big green cock on the box..?
Jolly Green Giant insisted
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:40 pm to OWLFAN86
So Dr. John Harvey Kellogg thought sex was bad and thought that certain foods, especially flavorful foods, contributed to people wanting more sex so his cure for that was for people to eat plain food like cornflakes.
That was a boring read.
That was a boring read.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:40 pm to OWLFAN86
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fondness for spicy foods,
So basically all mexicans.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:44 pm to OWLFAN86
So if he (and many others since the beginning of human beings) thought sex was a bad thing, I assume they practiced the whole planned parenthood thing?
They only fricked when it was time to make a baby? I wonder if they felt guilty why in the middle of doing it?
They only fricked when it was time to make a baby? I wonder if they felt guilty why in the middle of doing it?
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:45 pm to OWLFAN86
Oh I’m sure the thread title won’t get changed.....
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:45 pm to OWLFAN86
frick it I'm switching brands
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