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re: Cops mistake honey for meth; man spends 82 days in jail

Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45533 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

What are you going to charge him with? Possession of a condiment?”


Honey is a sweetener not a condiment.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105168 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:42 pm to
I don’t want to take a piss test after getting the 11 herbs and spices from a Jamaican KFC.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:43 pm to
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You are correct. Clean is more brawn than brain. It’s understandable


He at least edited the OP... the linked story is still backwards.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:43 pm to
I’m a better wordsmith than you
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:43 pm to
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Why would they arrest him for possession of honey?


Drug dogs alerted on his bag. He had three bottles of honey in it.

He is in the US on a green card. So for a long time after they figured out it was honey, he stayed in prison on an immigration hold. At least that's what I remember reading a couple of days ago.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:43 pm to
I can feel the aura of attorneys salivating.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:45 pm to
When they're wrong and refuse to acknowledge they were wrong, absolutely 100%-of-the-time, frick them
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:45 pm to
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Drug dogs alerted on his bag.


I'm appalled that we still use dogs for drugs in light of drug-scented things being legal
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:46 pm to
You write about high school football for a shitty newspaper? And made a few stylistic and grammar mistakes?


You really seem to have something personal for me. Did I do something to upset you?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:47 pm to
If he gets millions, it'd be worth it.

I'd sure the frick out of that police department and municipality.

They essentially kidnapped him.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:47 pm to
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I'm appalled we still use dogs for drugs in light of drug-scented things being legal



I'm surprised, concerned or stunned two.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:48 pm to
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When asked who was responsible for the mistake, the state's attorney's office said none of the agencies made any errors.


Oh man, I missed this gem at the end.

Holy frick

Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:49 pm to
Something personal? No

I rarely interact with you.

You said I’m dumb and I responded.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:51 pm to
No, I pointed out you made a grammatical mistake and made a joke. It’s all in good fun.

And kudos on your writing gig. Newspaper reporting isn’t really my bag
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:53 pm to
I never shy away from shameless self-promotion

Slagathor has called me out for it previously
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:54 pm to
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Slagathor has called me out for it previously


she's such a bitch
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:54 pm to
I’d spend 82 days in jail if I would be able to sue him for what he will probably get
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:55 pm to
It’s a turn-on, TBH
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:55 pm to
I’m fairly certain I could creatively write you under a table though. Stories on the fly is more my specialty. Kids stories, Scary Stories, fantasy, that sort of thing
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:56 pm to
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she's such a bitch



Personal attack. I RA'd.
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