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re: Cops mistake honey for meth; man spends 82 days in jail

Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I’m fairly certain I could creatively write you under a table though.



I walked into the kitchen, and there he was. Mr. Clean had situated himself under my table.

And...scene
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Ac16
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2011
808 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:58 pm to
I’ve never been to Jamaica, but there are probably 100 KFC’s in St Maarten. About a 1:1 KFC to house ratio.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
77694 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Stories on the fly is more my specialty. Kids stories, Scary Stories, fantasy, that sort of thing


Under which one of these does creepy-as-hell posts to Redheads fall?

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:07 pm to
Good enough for a lawsuit?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:13 pm to
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I'm appalled that we still use dogs for drugs in light of drug-scented things being legal


I think it remains illegal to import marijuana into the US. Not saying it should be. I'm saying it is.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135030 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:15 pm to
Scary fantasy stories obviously
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:31 pm to
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I think it remains illegal to import marijuana into the US. Not saying it should be. I'm saying it is.


I meant the cannabis derivatives that are so widespread these days. There's no way they've already got dogs trained to tell the difference between aunt Sally's CBD oil and the devil's lettuce (if that's even possible).
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:36 pm to
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I meant the cannabis derivatives that are so widespread these days. There's no way they've already got dogs trained to tell the difference between aunt Sally's CBD oil and the devil's lettuce (if that's even possible).


Gotcha.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

’m fairly certain I could creatively write you under a table though. Stories on the fly is more my specialty. Kids stories, Scary Stories, fantasy, that sort of thing


I do more than football, but that’s what I’m known for.

I have something coming up on a coach’s battle with cancer. That’s way outside my comfort zone.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40320 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:59 pm to
Well, from what I've read on here, you're a damn good writer.
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:03 pm to
That’s why I took that jab at him
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135030 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:07 pm to
I don’t mind writing on historical events and keeping as true to reality as possible, but current stuff...blah. I like to be descriptive and maybe a bit verbose at times. I vacillate between laconic and tolkein-Esque.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:08 pm to
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I vacillate between laconic and tolkein-Esque.


You are not giving yourself credit for sometimes wafting Faulknerian.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135030 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:10 pm to
Not to mention the acerbic wit of Wilde.

Although when I take off the frilly cuffs and the Edwardian collar I can write some pretty good, down to earth Everyman without the 12-dollar words.

Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40320 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 6:04 pm to
He oughta help you with that story.

That's gonna be tricky to write, without coming off as maudlin.

ETA: spelling
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Mr Clean
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Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 6:07 pm to
I’d rather Slagathor assist me
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40320 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 6:10 pm to
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I’d rather Slagathor assist me


I mean, I get it, someone's gotta make sandwiches.

You've got a good story to tell here though.
Posted by Mr Clean
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Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 6:14 pm to
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