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Cop claimed he had his penis out to make prostitutes ‘Feel Comfortable’
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:28 pm
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After being busted in an uncover prostitution sting, a police officer came up with a novel excuse to try to cover his overexposed six: He said that he pulled out his penis to “make the girls feel comfortable.”
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“We decided we were going to set up an undercover sting,” Evans recounted. “He was introduced to our undercover police officer and went into a hotel room with her… Our arrest team had gone down and taken him into custody. He said, ‘The only person I want to talk to is Todd Evans.'”
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Evans recalled that the officer tried to pass off the entire episode as a giant misunderstanding: “He told me, ‘I know these girls are on the street I’m just try to help them out.'”
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A skeptical Evans replied: “But you sat down on the bed and pulled your penis out.” That’s when the officer offered the line about making the prostitutes feel comfortable
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The officer was fired, arrested, and taken to jail
This post was edited on 7/2/21 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:30 pm to DemonKA3268
“Was that wrong” gif incoming!
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:32 pm to DemonKA3268
Reminds me of a scene on The Wire.
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:33 pm to DemonKA3268
Arresting people for this is stupid. Tax them, I mean, fine them, and let them go about their business.
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:37 pm to DemonKA3268
That was my go to move in college.
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:40 pm to TigerBait1971
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That was my go to move in college.
Did it work?
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:44 pm to DemonKA3268
Now ol baw will retire with an 80%+ pension.
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:45 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:wut
a police officer came up with a novel excuse to try to cover his overexposed six:
Never heard this saying
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:48 pm to DemonKA3268
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Did it work? ?
Not every time, but I got to find out quick if the girl was going to put out or not.
Very efficient.
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:50 pm to LouisianaLady
Exactly what I thought of 
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:50 pm to DemonKA3268
When in doubt, I whip it out...
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:54 pm to DemonKA3268
Great use of police resources! We have got to get men who pay for sex off the streets!
Well, not if it's porn because that makes it ok.
Well, not if it's porn because that makes it ok.
This post was edited on 7/2/21 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:54 pm to Hat Tricks
“The frick did I do?”
-McNulty
-McNulty
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:55 pm to Ryan3232
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wut
Never heard this saying
I assume you have heard of covering someone's exposed six.
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