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Cop claimed he had his penis out to make prostitutes ‘Feel Comfortable’

Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:28 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:28 pm


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After being busted in an uncover prostitution sting, a police officer came up with a novel excuse to try to cover his overexposed six: He said that he pulled out his penis to “make the girls feel comfortable.”
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“We decided we were going to set up an undercover sting,” Evans recounted. “He was introduced to our undercover police officer and went into a hotel room with her… Our arrest team had gone down and taken him into custody. He said, ‘The only person I want to talk to is Todd Evans.'”
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Evans recalled that the officer tried to pass off the entire episode as a giant misunderstanding: “He told me, ‘I know these girls are on the street I’m just try to help them out.'”
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A skeptical Evans replied: “But you sat down on the bed and pulled your penis out.” That’s when the officer offered the line about making the prostitutes feel comfortable
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The officer was fired, arrested, and taken to jail
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This post was edited on 7/2/21 at 3:31 pm
Posted by LSU Delirium
Member since Aug 2013
514 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:30 pm to
“Was that wrong” gif incoming!
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:30 pm to
That was not wrong
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:32 pm to
Reminds me of a scene on The Wire.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
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Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11532 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:33 pm to
Arresting people for this is stupid. Tax them, I mean, fine them, and let them go about their business.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71118 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83020 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:35 pm to
FREEZE!!!!

Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6572 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16376 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:37 pm to
That was my go to move in college.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

That was my go to move in college.


Did it work?
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16806 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:44 pm to
Now ol baw will retire with an 80%+ pension.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

a police officer came up with a novel excuse to try to cover his overexposed six:
wut

Never heard this saying
Posted by TigerBait1971
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Member since Oct 2014
16376 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Did it work? ?


Not every time, but I got to find out quick if the girl was going to put out or not.

Very efficient.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33354 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:50 pm to
Exactly what I thought of
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4100 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:50 pm to
When in doubt, I whip it out...
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5836 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:54 pm to
Great use of police resources! We have got to get men who pay for sex off the streets!

Well, not if it's porn because that makes it ok.
This post was edited on 7/2/21 at 3:54 pm
Posted by kmcmah1
Member since Mar 2009
1115 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:54 pm to
“The frick did I do?”
-McNulty
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30420 posts
Posted on 7/2/21 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

wut

Never heard this saying


I assume you have heard of covering someone's exposed six.
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