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Colonoscopy Part 3

Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:15 pm
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11270 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:15 pm
First thread anchored. Second thread wiped due to stripper pics.

Procedure took 6 minutes. 2 hours of total time. Zero pain and zero memory of procedure.

Don’t put it off!

2 laxatives and 16x servings of Mirolax combined with Gatorade Zero yellow/Gatorade Electrolyte drink lemon instead of the yuck juice.

Doc said one of the cleanest colons he has seen. I blushed. No polyps or issues.

Key to getting cleaned out was 2 days before avoiding fiber and eating less. Tons of fluids.



Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40016 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:16 pm to
Which one is the doctor and which one is the nurse? Does their clinic accept Blue Cross Blue Shield of Alabama?
This post was edited on 4/6/23 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3222 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

First thread anchored. Second thread wiped due to stripper pics.

You're really committed to sharing your arse with us huh?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
101277 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:19 pm to
Stop trying to hide the fact you enjoyed your colonoscopy by posting pics of strippers
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11270 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

You're really committed to sharing your arse with us huh?

You asking for scope pics?? I got them.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11270 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Stop trying to hide the fact you enjoyed your colonoscopy by posting pics of strippers


Enjoyed one. Don’t remember the other.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11270 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

You're really committed to sharing your arse with us huh?


I do appreciate all the OT advice I got. Was moderately freaked having never had a procedure of any type before.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23887 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:30 pm to
Wait a minute... what do the two sluts pictured have to do with your colonoscopy? Or is one named Mirolax and one named Gatorade?

These stripper names keep getting way off in the weeds...
This post was edited on 4/6/23 at 4:32 pm
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61764 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:31 pm to
I'm right-clicking this time!!!!
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11270 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

These stripper names keep getting way off in the weeds...


If late night threads had not got wacked would make more sense.

Short version..was kinda freaked about procedure. Buddy at work recommended I order some therapy..so I did. Felt better.
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
5586 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Doc said one of the cleanest colons he has seen. I blushed.


All those reamings you took paid off!
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25901 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:34 pm to
The worst part of a colonoscopy is when it's inserted but you feel both the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23887 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:35 pm to
Your coworker' advice to ease your anxiety about your upcoming colonoscopy was to get some hookers?

Solid advice.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11270 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

I'm right-clicking this time!!!!


Apparently last thread was a bit too much. Don’t want to loose my premium TD membership.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4070 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:37 pm to
Snap taken inside RD's colon


Just messing with you. Congrats on surviving
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11270 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Your coworker' advice to ease your anxiety about your upcoming colonoscopy was to get some hookers?


Plant baws give best advice .
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11425 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:40 pm to
So, you're a perfect arse.
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
12038 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 4:49 pm to
I think I know the blurry chick. Not surprised by her chosen profession
This post was edited on 4/6/23 at 4:49 pm
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