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Coffee Slurpers - who cant stand them?

Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:09 am
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39974 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:09 am
Do we need to get them a straw or a sippy cup to drink their beverage like an adult? Don't come to my desk, stand next to me a slurp your coffee in my ear.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
17316 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:10 am to
I’m more of a coffee enema kind of guy.
Posted by Josephl78
Ponchatoula
Member since Oct 2010
862 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:22 am to
Subtle attempt to brag about having a desk.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:23 am to
Taking in air when you have hot coffee helps you not get burned
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:25 am to
Coffee drinkers in general disgust me. I’ve never understood the concept.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65899 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:30 am to
I generally hate any eating/drinking sounds, but at least this one serves a purpose.

Hate the sound, but don't hate the people in this case.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8502 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:31 am to
I'm with you. Drink it like an adult, not a child.

And spit your fricking gum out before you talk to me.
Posted by Wayne Kenoff
Member since Sep 2018
540 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:33 am to
Slurping coffee is actually the correct way to drink coffee in order to get all the flavors on your tongue. It disburses the coffee onto all of your taste receptors.

I know what I'm talking about. I worked at a Starbucks for a month in college.
Posted by Bucktail1
Member since Feb 2015
3360 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:38 am to
I completely agree. I will get up and walk away from somebody slurping their damn coffee
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136982 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:39 am to
Slurping is one thing but when people smack after taking that sip, I feel myself going for my knife
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4069 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:40 am to
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And spit your fricking gum out before you talk to me
Tell us one of your stories from the Great War.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39974 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Taking in air when you have hot coffee helps you not get burned


Then dont drink it when its scolding hot
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71468 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:41 am to
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I’ve never understood the concept.


Huh? It’s common sense....people drink coffee for the caffeine.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39974 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Slurping coffee is actually the correct way to drink coffee in order to get all the flavors on your tongue. It disburses the coffee onto all of your taste receptors.

Nobody is drinking company provided medium roast community coffee for the flavor you damn millennial.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29579 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Coffee drinkers in general disgust me. I’ve never understood the concept.


Not liking it is fine, but youre a retard if you don't understand the concept.

quote:

by PortHudsonPlaya


Yep, retard
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29579 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Nobody is drinking company provided medium roast community coffee for the flavor you damn millennial


We only have freshly ground and roasted South American beans that were cultivated in an organic monkey shite in my office.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Slurping is one thing but when people smack after taking that sip, I feel myself going for my knife


OMG one of my kids , he smacks his lips while eating, I'm trying to break him of the habit before he goes pubic and someone kills him over it, because if that happens I'd just have to accept that he deserved it.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39974 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:46 am to
PortHudsonPlaya's thoughts and opinions do not represent those of the OP.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1639 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:48 am to
slurp
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 11/6/18 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Coffee drinkers in general disgust me. I’ve never understood the concept.


“The concept”?

People like the taste and want caffeine. Do you have a logic flow for everything that you drink?
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