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Chuck Norris video comment section. lol
Posted on 5/21/20 at 10:50 am
Posted on 5/21/20 at 10:50 am
So I watched this YouTube video:
CHUCK NORRIS ON WHY BRUCE LEE DIED
Then I read the comment section.
Chuck Norris once fell into a a swimming pool and didn't even get wet.The water got Chuck Norris.
Chuck was exposed to the coronavirus, and now the virus has to spend the next two weeks in quarantine.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees
Chuck Norris once wore a dirty shirt to a feminist party. He came out with a clean shirt and tuna sandwich.
One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 men. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris took a vacation in the Virgin Islands once. When he left, they had to change the name to just The Islands
Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse and the giraffe was born
When chuck left home.. He told his dad, you’re man of the house now
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
Chuck was bitten by a cobra. After 8 days of agony, the cobra died.
CHUCK NORRIS ON WHY BRUCE LEE DIED
Then I read the comment section.
Chuck Norris once fell into a a swimming pool and didn't even get wet.The water got Chuck Norris.
Chuck was exposed to the coronavirus, and now the virus has to spend the next two weeks in quarantine.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees
Chuck Norris once wore a dirty shirt to a feminist party. He came out with a clean shirt and tuna sandwich.
One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 men. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris took a vacation in the Virgin Islands once. When he left, they had to change the name to just The Islands
Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse and the giraffe was born
When chuck left home.. He told his dad, you’re man of the house now
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
Chuck was bitten by a cobra. After 8 days of agony, the cobra died.
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Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:05 am to Langland
I was told as a kid he died from a bullet when on set they thought it was a blank in the gun.
But nope...some broad named Betty
But nope...some broad named Betty
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:25 am to Langland
“Chuck Norris once wore a dirty shirt to a feminist party. He came out with a clean shirt and a tuna sandwich.”
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:26 am to rattlebucket
That was his son, Brandon
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:27 am to rattlebucket
quote:
I was told as a kid he died from a bullet when on set they thought it was a blank in the gun.
Wrong Lee. You're thinking of Brandon.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:29 am to rattlebucket
His kid died on set. Bruce died because of painkillers he took having bad interactions with each other. Like Heath Ledger.
I haven’t watched the video, I’m recalling from memory what I looked up years ago.
I haven’t watched the video, I’m recalling from memory what I looked up years ago.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:31 am to Langland
Still funny regardless the year
Havent seen the one about him leaving home....
Havent seen the one about him leaving home....
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:32 am to Langland
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:33 am to Langland
quote:
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise
That one got me
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:34 am to alajones
I remembered listening to Ryen Russillos podcast and they got in the topic of Bruce Lee with whoever he was interviewing. If my memory serves me right, Bruce Lee had his sweat glands under his armpits taken out which didn’t allow his body’s core temperature to lower and this was also part of his death. All because he didn’t like changing shirts and sweating on set all the time...
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:34 am to Langland
quote:
Chuck Norris once wore a dirty shirt to a feminist party. He came out with a clean shirt and tuna sandwich.
Ok, I chuckled. That's pretty good.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:35 am to alajones
quote:
His kid died on set. Bruce died because of painkillers he took having bad interactions with each other. Like Heath Ledger.
Brandon didn't actually die on set. They got him to the hospital and he underwent a six hour surgery before he coded and they pronounced him dead. He was shot on set due to an improperly loaded gun that was managed by the crew who didn't really have a clue what they were doing.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:40 am to LegendInMyMind
quote:didn't something similar happen to John Eric hexxum on the set of some cheesy 80s tv series?
He was shot on set due to an improperly loaded gun that was managed by the crew who didn't really have a clue what they were doing.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:48 am to CAD703X
quote:
didn't something similar happen to John Eric hexxum on the set of some cheesy 80s tv series?
It seems I remember something like that. Not sure, though.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 11:50 am to ELVIS U
Ah, gotcha.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:07 pm to rattlebucket
As I remember, a live round was used in the gun for a close up shot of the gun. When they swapped rounds to blanks, the “bullet” came out of the live cartridge and stayed in the chamber. When they fired the blank round it had enough force to shoot the loose projectile out the barrel and into Brandon.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:08 pm to Langland
Chuck Norris once fought Bruce Lee in a motion picture to be memorialized for eternity, and was beaten to death.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:18 pm to Langland
Chuck Norris farted on your mom
Best one yet
Best one yet
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:20 pm to SEClint
quote:
Chuck Norris once fought Bruce Lee in a motion picture to be memorialized for eternity, and was beaten to death.
And he's still alive
Bruce Lee the actor > Bruce Lee the fighter
This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 12:22 pm
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