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Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:39 pm to PJinAtl
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:41 pm to Disco Ball
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:51 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Superman wears "Chuck Norris" pajamas to bed
Posted on 12/12/25 at 3:00 pm to NytroBud
When Chuck Norris goes to a feminist rally; he comes back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 3:04 pm to Tigersaint01
One day Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down, and she calmed down.
Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 3:11 pm to dblwall
Chuck Norris can fix stupid.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 3:15 pm to dblwall
I saw Chuck Norris in Navasota, TX the other day.
I didn't realize it until his shadow went by and bitch slapped me.
I didn't realize it until his shadow went by and bitch slapped me.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 3:32 pm to dblwall
One day Chuck Norris was walking down the street and saw a man fall dead on the sidewalk. Chuck Norris walked over, laid his hand on the man's head and the man miraculously came alive. As the man stood up to thank Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face instantly killing him.
Chuck Norris giveth, and Chuck Norris taketh away
Chuck Norris giveth, and Chuck Norris taketh away
Posted on 12/12/25 at 3:33 pm to Cdawg
Fun Fact about Navasota: Legendary Texas Ranger Frank Hamer was hired as City Marshall there from 1908-1911. Before his arrival it was considered the deadliest town in Texas.
Baw cleaned that shite up with the quickness.
Baw cleaned that shite up with the quickness.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 3:33 pm to dblwall
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Chuck Norris is 85 years old
I think what you meant to say is 85 is “Chuck Norris” years old
Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:52 pm to dblwall
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 7:08 pm to dblwall
Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 7:34 pm to Planetarium
Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art at museums
Posted on 12/12/25 at 7:42 pm to genro
the term "hunting" connotes the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:39 pm to piratedude
Chuck Norris doesn’t own an umbrella or raincoat. Out of respect, rain drops go around him.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:58 pm to dblwall
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:00 pm to TheFonz
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American was a better country when movie like this were being made by Hollywood.
Now Hollywood makes movies about gay Marines…
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:02 pm to dblwall
A lot of people don't know this, but when he was born, he drove his momma home from the hospital.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:03 pm to dblwall
When Chuck Norris donates blood he declines the syringe and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
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