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Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:22 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Tell me that immediately after you’ve dropped $12K on Christmas, a remodel, and replaced you hvac in the 4 days leading up to the shitting.
That was likely the most embarrassing experience of your guest's life and you tally up the remodeling bill as a valid reason to be mad at them for it? Wow.
We are just different I suppose.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:22 pm to Eli Goldfinger
void
This post was edited on 12/31/22 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:23 pm to TexasTiger33
Not gonna lie it’s a pretty big power move by the father in law
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:23 pm to AURulz1
The OT is full of a bunch sanctimonious frickers, that's for damn sure. All y'all acting like you haven't shite on at least one couch in your day. A bunch of lying arse, non-fiber-eating arseholes, the lot of ya.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:25 pm to SquatchDawg
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:25 pm to Eli Goldfinger
There are services that can come and do a full vacuum spray/suck of the cushion/area for like $100. Easily worth it.
Next time serve food that isn't spoiled.
Next time serve food that isn't spoiled.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:25 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Wife & I did a remodel last week to turn our dining room into a piano room/library. We added a new sofa as the only piece of sitting furniture. So the sofa got delivered Thursday afternoon, and one of our Christmas guests has gotten sick to their stomach (not alcohol related) and sh!t on it.
None of this happened unless you can provide pics of shite cushion
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:25 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Christmas guest has sh!t on our brand new sofa
Somehow the Yule Log was lost in translation
In all seriousness, they are a guest in your home, at the very least you should offer to have their pants professionally laundered.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:26 pm to Boomdaddy65201
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In all seriousness, they are a guest in your home, at the very least you should offer to have their pants professionally laundered.
That's not unreasonable.
Maybe offer to give them a ride home, too.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:28 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:27 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Should I insist that they purchase a new one?
You shouldn't shitty arse food that gives people food poisoning.
My sister in law is super embarrassed.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:28 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I just want to know what you fed the poor bastard that he couldn’t even make it off the couch before shitting himself. 
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:28 pm to Tigerstark
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There are services that can come and do a full vacuum spray/suck of the cushion/area for like $100. Easily worth it.
We're beyond that. He's gonna have to burn the house down now on account of the parasites.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:29 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:29 pm to BluegrassBelle
As far as I know, this lady hasn’t eaten anything since she had bacon and cinnamon rolls at breakfast.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:31 pm to Eli Goldfinger
So you served her rubbery bacon and undercooked cinnamon rolls.
fricking cretin.
fricking cretin.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:31 pm to PappaSwolio
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I find it incredibly hard to believe a mid aged adult male human shite on a couch
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:32 pm to MRTigerFan
So......is this the LNST now, or what?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:33 pm to Setdhuk
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forever be in debit to you.
How much are you asking them to withdraw?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:34 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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How much are you asking them to withdraw?
A hell of a alot more than $350 it sounds like.
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