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Chimpanzee On The Loose In Texas, terrorizing people and kidnap cats

Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:47 pm
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A chimpanzee is on the loose in rural Texas and is reportedly terrorizing locals, harassing their dogs and even attempting to take cats. The chimp was first spotted on Monday (September 9) and officials have been unable to capture it.

Santa Fe police and Galveston County authorities used a drone to try to track the primate but called off the extensive search before they could locate it. They have called in a team of primate experts to help them find the runaway chimp.


Texas baws be careful out there.

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Posted by Tigerbait357
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:48 pm to
This thread has a lot of potential
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:49 pm to
1 ban
Posted by ScaryClown
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:49 pm to
It’s a purple monkey
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:49 pm to
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Chimpanzee
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Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73610 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

This thread has a lot of potential



I saw the story on my Facebook feed and knew it had to already be posted here. I did a search and was shocked when I discovered it wasn’t.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11611 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to
Isn’t there a poster on here who posed the question who would win in a fight between a human and a chimp? We may get to find out!!!!
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10058 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to
So two days already and no texas baw has shot this thing? You Texas baws need to step up.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to
When I was in High School someone's pet monkey escaped and was hiding out in my friend's barn eating his dad's chickens and their eggs. True story.
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to
My pet chimpanzee is much more trained and predictable than this one. Bad owner if you ask me.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to
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even attempting to take cats.


Give that sum bitch a job.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:52 pm to
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1 ban
stop aping my bit
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:53 pm to


Watch your oranges people
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:53 pm to
A buddy had a Spider monkey get away from Joliet and Sycamore back in the day. She was found in the trees at S. Carrolton and Jeanette.
Posted by CoachMoorGut
Member since Sep 2018
725 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:55 pm to
Hawgnsincebirth says hold my beer.
Posted by eScott
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:56 pm to
This is how planet of the apes started
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:56 pm to
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Watch your oranges people


Them damn monkey toes
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:57 pm to
Someone will have their face and hands bit off before this reign of terror ends.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:57 pm to
OT needed this thread tonight, kinda getting slow.
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