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Chimpanzee On The Loose In Texas, terrorizing people and kidnap cats
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:47 pm
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A chimpanzee is on the loose in rural Texas and is reportedly terrorizing locals, harassing their dogs and even attempting to take cats. The chimp was first spotted on Monday (September 9) and officials have been unable to capture it.
Santa Fe police and Galveston County authorities used a drone to try to track the primate but called off the extensive search before they could locate it. They have called in a team of primate experts to help them find the runaway chimp.
Texas baws be careful out there.
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:48 pm to Darth_Vader
This thread has a lot of potential 
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to Tigerbait357
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This thread has a lot of potential
I saw the story on my Facebook feed and knew it had to already be posted here. I did a search and was shocked when I discovered it wasn’t.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to Darth_Vader
Isn’t there a poster on here who posed the question who would win in a fight between a human and a chimp? We may get to find out!!!!
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to Darth_Vader
So two days already and no texas baw has shot this thing? You Texas baws need to step up.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to Darth_Vader
When I was in High School someone's pet monkey escaped and was hiding out in my friend's barn eating his dad's chickens and their eggs. True story.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to Darth_Vader
My pet chimpanzee is much more trained and predictable than this one. Bad owner if you ask me.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:51 pm to Darth_Vader
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even attempting to take cats.
Give that sum bitch a job.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:53 pm to MrLarson
Watch your oranges people
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:53 pm to Darth_Vader
A buddy had a Spider monkey get away from Joliet and Sycamore back in the day. She was found in the trees at S. Carrolton and Jeanette.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:55 pm to Darth_Vader
Hawgnsincebirth says hold my beer.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:56 pm to Darth_Vader
This is how planet of the apes started
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:56 pm to Tigerbait357
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Watch your oranges people
Them damn monkey toes
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:57 pm to Darth_Vader
Someone will have their face and hands bit off before this reign of terror ends.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:57 pm to Darth_Vader
OT needed this thread tonight, kinda getting slow.
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