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re: Chimpanzee On The Loose In Texas, terrorizing people and kidnap cats
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:01 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:01 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Isn’t there a poster on here who posed the question who would win in a fight between a human and a chimp? We may get to find out!!!!
I don’t think you could consider an encounter between a chimp and a human as a fight. If the human has a gun, they’ll shoot the chimp. If the human doesn’t have a gun the chimp will rip their arm off and beat them to death with it. Not much of a fight.
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:04 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:07 pm to Darth_Vader
S.F. Monkie is a pretty solid follow on Facebook
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:07 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
I don’t think you could consider an encounter between a chimp and a human as a fight. If the human has a gun, they’ll shoot the chimp. If the human doesn’t have a gun the chimp will rip their arm off and beat them to death with it. Not much of a fight
chimp VS man
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:08 pm to Darth_Vader
He is a good boy!!
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:15 pm to eScott
That was a small monkey, not a chimp.
Monkey...
Chimpanzee
The difference between a monkey & chimpanzee is similar to the difference between a Miniature Poodle and a hyena.
Monkey...
Chimpanzee
The difference between a monkey & chimpanzee is similar to the difference between a Miniature Poodle and a hyena.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:20 pm to Darth_Vader
Nolan is on the case. he was plenty of experience with Snow Monkeys
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:21 pm to Darth_Vader
SEND HAWGNSINCEBIRTH55 NOW!
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:28 pm to eScott
Holy shite that was funny. I wish I knew what they were saying
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:29 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:prob an arky fan. they're the dumbest.
Isn’t there a poster on here who posed the question who would win in a fight between a human and a chimp? We may get to find out!!!!
Posted on 9/11/19 at 7:57 pm to Darth_Vader
He’s pissed LSU whipped Texas’s arse!
Posted on 9/11/19 at 8:30 pm to eScott
Not even close to a chimp. That thing wasn’t the size of a chimps ballsack and still gave ole boy a decent scrap.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 8:31 pm to Darth_Vader
Texas couldn’t even stop Joe Burrow much less a wild chimp
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 8:36 pm to eScott
Those little monkeys are well known assholes. There is a famous Buddhist temple where they routinely rob tourists of all kinds of shite. Cameras, purses, hats, whatnot. Then you have to give them food to get your shite back. Think about that for a minute, these little frickers are learning that behavior on their own.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 8:42 pm to Darth_Vader
Adult chimps can literally tear your nose, lips, ears and hands off. Remember in the news a few years, some old lady had one that went ham on a friend? It seriously fricked her up.
Eta: Travis the Chimpanzee
Here's another baw that got got: Esquire.com
Eta: Travis the Chimpanzee
quote:
In February 2009, Travis and his owner Sandra Herold gained international notoriety after he suddenly attacked Herold's friend Charla Nash and grievously mauled her, blinding her while severing her nose, ears, and both hands, and severely lacerating her face. He was subsequently shot dead upon the arrival of the police after he tried to attack an officer.
Here's another baw that got got: Esquire.com
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 8:52 pm to jbgleason
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Those little monkeys are well known assholes. There is a famous Buddhist temple where they routinely rob tourists of all kinds of shite. Cameras, purses, hats, whatnot. Then you have to give them food to get your shite back. Think about that for a minute, these little frickers are learning that behavior on their own.
If people just gave them food they might not act like animals.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:21 pm to NATidefan
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When I was in High School someone's pet monkey escaped and was hiding out in my friend's barn eating his dad's chickens and their eggs. True story.
Need some peer reviewed studies on that before I believe a chimp is capable of that baw.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:23 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:27 pm to upgrayedd
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A chimpanzee is on the loose in rural Texas and is reportedly terrorizing locals, harassing their dogs and even attempting to take cats.
This is exactly why I come to this website. Struggling as a whole lately, but this makes all the wheelchair and gnome threads worth it.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:28 pm to HogBalls
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