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re: Chimpanzee On The Loose In Texas, terrorizing people and kidnap cats
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:33 pm to Giantkiller
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:33 pm to Giantkiller
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Here's another baw that got got:
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Out of the corner of her eye, LaDonna suddenly noticed a large form about forty feet away. It was a chimpanzee, a young adult male, somehow out of his cage, and he was glaring at her. The chimp held her gaze for a moment, and then charged. St. James rushed to his wife. The animal barreled into LaDonna's back, knocking her into St. James. She wrapped her arms around her husband's neck, but the chimpanzee locked his jaws around the thumb of her left hand. With a single, ferocious jerk of his neck, he tore it off.
St. James threw his hysterical wife under the picnic table and pushed her further underneath as the chimp tried to pursue her. LaDonna was screaming commands — "No! Stop! Sit!" — in a desperate bid to stop him. The remaining cake was on the table, still in its box, but the chimp didn't go for it. Instead he went after St. James.
As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.
St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming. It looked as if they were eating him alive. Finally, LaDonna's screams drew the owners' son-in-law, Mark Carruthers, who came running armed with a .45-caliber revolver. After struggling to find a clean shot, he opened fire on the younger primate. The shot had no apparent effect, and Carruthers raced back to his house, a few dozen yards away, to reload with more-powerful ammunition. When Carruthers returned, he focused on the older male, the prime aggressor. Kneeling down, he shot him once in the head from close range. As the animal fell to the ground, the younger chimp began dragging St. James's mutilated body down a hill leading away from Moe's cage. Dirt filled St. James's lungs and seeped into his bloody openings.
For the briefest of moments, LaDonna looked toward Moe. He was sitting in the corner of his cage, frozen, seemingly stunned.
The lone chimp continued tearing at St. James's limp body with his teeth until Carruthers caught up to him and shot him once in the chest, ending the attack. St. James, lying facedown, felt the lifeless animal fall on his back.
Damn
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:41 pm to Giantkiller
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Here's another baw that got got
Dammmmmnnn.. You weren't kidding.
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 9:43 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 9:53 pm to browl
Given that chimpanzees can literally rip a man in half, possibly fly, and whatever other fantastical feats of strength and ability that gets repeated ad nauseam around here, this is a case for no less than the military.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 10:07 pm to Blaeke
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This post was edited on 11/30/20 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 10:37 pm to eScott
No wonder MJ got rid of Bubbles
Posted on 9/12/19 at 6:35 am to Giantkiller
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Adult chimps can literally tear your nose, lips, ears and hands off. Remember in the news a few years, some old lady had one that went ham on a friend? It seriously fricked her up.
It's all about their owners. Chimps raised in a caring household with two loving parents don't do this type of stuff.
They really benefit from a strong father figure who will give them tough love when the get into trouble.
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