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re: Check in if you’re under 40 and you have at least 2 kids.

Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:29 pm to
Everyone knows you are most likely living paycheck to paycheck with some really weird sexual fetishes
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:31 pm to
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paycheck to paycheck
On G one time I received such a big bonus it changed my life and I never worried about money again. I also stand to inherit some money but for the purpose of this response that is irrelevant.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41099 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:31 pm to
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Y'all cats are stuck raising children. You know deep down inside a part of you wishes you would have pulled out so you could spend all your money on whatever you want and travel and do whatever you want without a single person being able to question you.



We're both posting on TD at 10 PM on a saturday night, but I have a wife and kids. You're alone.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:34 pm to
Unlike you who has been posting on internet message boards since at least 2012, I just found out about internet message boards recently bro.

I done done it all baby.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72490 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:34 pm to
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We're both posting on TD at 10 PM on a saturday night, but I have a wife and kids. You're alone.


frick. That wasn't even aimed at me and I still smarted at that response.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7348 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:34 pm to
3 kids and under 40. 12, 10, and 6.

I have no money
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38669 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:44 pm to
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We're both posting on TD at 10 PM on a saturday night, but I have a wife and kids. You're alone.


Thats going to leave a mark. Well done.
Posted by doclsu08
Member since Nov 2008
860 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:45 pm to
36.

2 kids and 1 on the way.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:47 pm to
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Thats going to leave a mark. Well done.
You joined this website in 2006. You realize you're a dork, right? I didn't even know about internet message boards until after 2022
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69189 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:50 pm to
Maybe if you spent more time on message boards you could’ve met and married a real catch like TigerHoney or BBmcgee
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6547 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:50 pm to
You didn’t know about internet message boards until after 2022? They’ve been a thing since the 90s.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:51 pm to
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You didn’t know about internet message boards until after 2022? They’ve been a thing since the 90s.
Thank you for asking this question OP. No, I did not. Because that shite, believe it or not, was and is still considered very fricking nerdy bro. I mean, damn, am I wrong?
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6547 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:53 pm to
You think the internet is nerdy?
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
5263 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:13 pm to
In, one of each.

Vasectomy coming soon.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
15442 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:19 pm to
*raises hand*

32
White
Married to a white woman
Christian

Looking to add to that number as well.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39169 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:23 pm to
:raises hand: number 1 at 29 2 at 30
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38669 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:30 pm to
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You joined this website in 2006. You realize you're a dork, right? I didn't even know about internet message boards until after 2022


And proceeded to join the message board and post at 10pm on Saturday about how you aren't a dork, and how much sex you (dont) have?

Stellar plan there to prove us all wrong.

Now, I assume I'm out in the next few minutes to tend to my amazing little 8 week old who started cracking smiles at me this week.

I feel sorry for you that you'll never know that feeling.


Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36333 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:31 pm to
Had 3 when I was 27. You gotta pump those numbers up.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:31 pm to
shut up bitch. i could end up leaving the strip club at 6am tonight - what about you?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19386 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 12:21 am to
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Enjoy the loneliness during your final years.


This statement is just fricking dumb.

Kids move off and do their own thing. You will probably be shoved into a home while your kids fight over any money you have left.
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