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re: CHANGE MY MIND:the beach sucks arse
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:17 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:17 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
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CHANGE MY MIND:the beach sucks arse
grande isle aint the beach, try heading down to biloxi or gulf shores where they have that racist white sand at
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:17 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
I lived across the street from a beach for a couple of years … shite gets old fast.
The sand gets everywhere and you never get rid of it
.
The majority of people who go to the beach are not Baywatch extras
.
All kinds of nasty shite washes up nightly.
The sand gets everywhere and you never get rid of it

The majority of people who go to the beach are not Baywatch extras

All kinds of nasty shite washes up nightly.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:17 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
Change your mind? Your attitude sucks arse 

Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:18 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
Crowded beaches suck arse. Private beaches are second to none.
This post was edited on 7/20/22 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:18 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
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CHANGE MY MIND:the beach sucks arse
Why would I try to change your mind? I agree.
The only beach worth a damn that I've ever been to was a private beach in Jamaica. The rest have only ever been varying degrees of annoying.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:19 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
You have never been to La Jolla, Mikonos, cannes, benidorm or palma de mallorca.....beaches rock.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:19 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
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It's hot, over crowded, sand in my arse whining kidd, and Fuuckers shark fishing. This place blows
Sorry it's not a more controllable environment for this fragility?

Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:19 pm to Bayou_Tiger_225
I actually prefer the beach to be crowded. Way better chance of seeing hotties and that’s the best part of the beach.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:20 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
Currently sitting on the beach in Florida. No one else for 50-100 yards every direction. Backpack cooler still has a few cold beers in it and my bluteeeth speaker is still pumping out Bellamy brothers greatest hits.
Couldn’t think of a better place in the world right now.
Couldn’t think of a better place in the world right now.
This post was edited on 7/20/22 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:21 pm to beaverfever
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Way better chance of seeing hotties and that’s the best part of the beach.
quote:Checks out.
beaverfever
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:22 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
Beaches are awesome if you are a kid or a woman.
They suck baboon arse if you are a father there with your family. Give me a lake any day.
They suck baboon arse if you are a father there with your family. Give me a lake any day.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:24 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
We don't go to the beach all that often, but when we do, we go to Duck or Southern Shores on the Outer Banks and we enjoy the private beaches at the rental house.
Cost more, but it's worth it.
Cost more, but it's worth it.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:24 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
You’re doing it wrong
Me and Junior just walked down to the beach and flew his new toddler shark kite while I drank 16oz seltzers and checked out milfs.
Windy sunny 63°
:boat:
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:25 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
I love the beach, but I hate sand.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:26 pm to keakar
Lots of fatsos in this thread.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:29 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
Sorry you only know how to experience a beach during the hottest most crowded time of the year. And probably staying at a huge condo with hundreds of people fighting for spots on the beach each morning.
Or maybe you are poor and have to stay at a motel 6 three miles from the beach and do the public beach thing. Yeah that sucks as well.
Or maybe you are poor and have to stay at a motel 6 three miles from the beach and do the public beach thing. Yeah that sucks as well.
This post was edited on 7/20/22 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:32 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Mountains > beach
Give me a cabin in the mountains during the fall. 10/10 times over a hot beach.
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:34 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
Mountain temps and mountain air >>>>>> the beach
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:34 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
You must not have an attractive gf/wife. I love bringing my gf to the beach
Posted on 7/20/22 at 6:36 pm to Chief_Hondo_the_redm
You seem like the kind of guy that says “I don’t understand why people like boobs, they’re just clumps of fat with a nipple on top”. You’re over complicating things. Just have a beer and enjoy the beach.
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