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re: Caught somebody jacking it at work.

Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64772 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:46 pm to
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I am not in charge. Actually he is as I am in the military and he outranks me.



I guess you've never been informed that shite does not roll uphill, only downhill.
Posted by Biff Tannen
Member since Sep 2012
2522 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:46 pm to
why are you keeping track of the fappers bathroom time? sounds pretty weird, brah
Posted by LSUAFMAN
Chucktown sc
Member since Nov 2011
117 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:46 pm to
How am I not supposed to make fun of someone if I catch them doing that? Most of all sound like pussies
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15602 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:47 pm to
If true the dude needs to see a doctor.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17249 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:54 pm to
How am I not supposed to realize youre gay when you're this hung up on what another guy does with his own dick
This post was edited on 3/23/14 at 1:55 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67592 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:56 pm to
The last thing me and my friends will ever talk about is another dude jacking off
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:03 pm to
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why would you mess with a guy who is trying to wack it? he's not harming you.



You should be fired if you are masturbating at the work place.

Are you people serious? I hope not. Especially in a community bathroom. That has to be illegal, right?

I'm no snitch, but that is just not cool man. If I'm taking a shite at work I don't want to have to worry that the guy next to me in the stall is furiously gripping his dick.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64772 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:08 pm to
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You should be fired if you are masturbating at the work place.

Are you people serious? I hope not. Especially in a community bathroom. That has to be illegal, right?

I'm no snitch, but that is just not cool man. If I'm taking a shite at work I don't want to have to worry that the guy next to me in the stall is furiously gripping his dick.



Why? Is his jizz going in the toilet more gross than his shite & piss going in the toilet?
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2492 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:14 pm to
OP did the right thing and spanky should be ridiculed mercilessly for it.
What a bunch of pussies in this thread defending that jagoff.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64772 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:16 pm to
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OP did the right thing and spanky should be ridiculed mercilessly for it.
What a bunch of pussies in this thread defending that jagoff.



Except OP failed to mention his in the military and Mr. Spanky McSpakerson outranks him. Pretty stupid move on OP's part.
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37732 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:16 pm to
sounds like a porn addict. He needs Jesus.
Posted by ISmellMischief
Jodie's House
Member since Jan 2013
897 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:17 pm to
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Teachers like to jack it in the bathroom?


If it keeps them away from the kids let them finish.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16635 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:29 pm to
You thinking about him jerkin his gherkin and trying to catch him in the act is gay brah.
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:40 pm to
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Why? Is his jizz going in the toilet more gross than his shite & piss going in the toilet?


You are supposed to be courteous to others in the workplace. Masturbating in a public bathroom is beyond weird and should be a firable offense. At least go out to your car or something if you need to jerk off that bad
This post was edited on 3/23/14 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32728 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 2:59 pm to
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You are supposed to be courteous to others in the workplace. Masturbating in a public bathroom is beyond weird and should be a firable offense. At least go out to your car or something if you need to jerk off that bad


I usually just lock my office door...
Posted by LSUAFMAN
Chucktown sc
Member since Nov 2011
117 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 3:16 pm to
It doesn't matter if he outranks me, and I don't want any disciplinary action to happen. But you are supposed to be shamed if you get caught masturbating at work. Btw, I wasn't trying to catch him, I went in to use the urinal and I heard the moans of some whore coming from the stall via an iPhone speaker! But I guess that makes me gay
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103158 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 3:18 pm to
You should report the incident to hr. They will talk to him and he won't do that again.
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 3:20 pm to
why did he leave the volume turned up?

Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2492 posts
Posted on 3/23/14 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Except OP failed to mention his in the military and Mr. Spanky McSpakerson outranks him. Pretty stupid move on OP's part. 

So what if the spankmeister outranks him. It's such a potentially embarrasing situation that there's no way he pulls rank on the OP.
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