re: Caught somebody jacking it at work.

I hope he code reds your arse.

Apparently a bunch of people wack off at work on the reg. I am catching a lot of hate for this.

Uh so, unless I have an outdated PDG there is no tier of NCO that allows bathroom jacking. Stop being a bitch and pull rank.


Haha get it... Pull rank. LOL

You're gay

LRS

Don't they give you guys TV's in the stalls for watching porn, and hot towels to clean up?

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once again how am I gay?

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I don't know if you're gay or not, but you and your friends spending time thinking about what another man does in the bathroom and then ridiculing him for masturbating is very homoerotic.

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I have long held a suspicion about this guy who takes an unusual amount of shites. He could not possibly move his bowels as many times as he makes long trips into the bathroom. My friends and I have made jokes about him sitting on the toilet and having intense jack sessions in the middle of the workday.

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Strange that that was your first suspicion. I'd think the guy just wanted to get out of doing work.

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If you noticed somebody spent an hour a day on the pot wouldn't you think something was going on?

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I don't think I'd notice. There's a bit of downtime here and there at work but I don't spend it like you do evidently.

If I did learn that some guy was jacking it in the bathroom, I certainly wouldn't care and definitely wouldn't make fun of him. What guy doesn't masturbate?

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Dude, we bust each other's balls. If you noticed somebody spent an hour a day on the pot wouldn't you think something was going on? GFY

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Seems like a good use of company time too.

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I didn't mess with him. I politely let him finish but I walked outside and told everyone he was watching porno in the bathroom.

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You might not be gay, but you are definitely a shithead.