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re: Cash Warren and Jessica Alba Divorce

Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6972 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:21 pm to
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For sure. Best 15 pumps of HER life.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42361 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:31 pm to
Exactly. If she was only so lucky.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84707 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:33 pm to
So now I have to choose between Aubrey Plaza or Jessica Alba
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39261 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:38 pm to
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She has the gift that keeps on giving thanks to Derek No thanks

I’d probably take the herp, or at least think hard about it.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86170 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:40 pm to
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“I’ve been on a journey of self-realization and transformation for years — both as an individual and in partnership with Cash,” “I’m proud of how we’ve grown in our marriage over the last 20 years and it’s now time for us to embark on a new chapter of growth and evolution as individuals.”


You are in luck.
I speak Womanese and because of my immersion in Baw culture can expertly translate it in a way that is easily understood.
What Jessica meant to say was " I found a better deal".
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49681 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:44 pm to
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I personally think its the dudes leaving these very wealthy broads.

They can go give other women a stabbing and be filthy rich. Flip flop on the usual.


Unless Alba is completely 21 levels of crazy which is very much possible and maybe even likely other than that no sane man is leaving her.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80346 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:48 pm to
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no sane man is leaving her.

As the old saying goes "ain't no pussy like new pussy". She's an unattainable goddess to us but he's hit it plenty times.

Also this was the peak
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5253 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:50 pm to
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Prime Jessica Alba was insanely hot.


She still is, she has tattoos though, so according to most of this boards misguided opinions, she's trashy.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:51 pm to
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Cash Warren


Way outkicked his coverage.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:59 pm to
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So this Cash dude is gay?


I mean honestly, hes probably banging a chick 10 years her junior with a way tighter cooter
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:00 pm to
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Unless Alba is completely 21 levels of crazy which is very much possible and maybe even likely other than that no sane man is leaving her.


Pu$$y is a dime a dozen these days.

Why tie yourself down with one color vagina when you can have 3?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42361 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:05 pm to
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Unless Alba is completely 21 levels of crazy which is very much possible and maybe even likely other than that no sane man is leaving her.


Says in the article she separated from him.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:06 pm to
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Says in the article she separated from him.


BC hes probably driving fast and eatin arse when shes off doing her home makeover show.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15346 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:10 pm to
Did he vote Trump and she lost it?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47804 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:16 pm to
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She still is, she has tattoos though, so according to most of this boards misguided opinions, she's trashy.


dont leave off that she has a fat arse so eventually she blow up. or she had sex a few times so now she is a whore.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14743 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:16 pm to
Why do women in particular feel l the need to tell everyone that she needs to find her own truth and her own journey. Just fricking say you want a divorce and leave it at that and cut out the sanctimonious bullshite
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
13227 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:17 pm to
Idle hands with the short hair.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:31 pm to
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1643 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:40 pm to
Someone let her know I’m available for sound baths.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5053 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:44 pm to
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