re: Caren whines: Why You Need to Stop Baking Bread

Posted by Smeg

Member since Aug 2018

12460 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:35 am to SlowFlowPro

"When you don't eat the foods that I consider shitty and processed, you are leaving me no option but to eat the same foods that I think you should be forced to eat."

Posted by Bestbank Tiger

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Member since Jan 2005

75672 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:38 am to JohnnyKilroy

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Got to be satire right?

Caren White this has got to be a character, right?

The first and last name are both too convenient.

Posted by TigerRagAndrew

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:43 am to fightin tigers

Could be some expertly subtle trolling

Posted by JohnnyKilroy

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:44 am to Bestbank Tiger

Never thought I'd see SFP get played like this smh

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Posted by shawnlsu

Member since Nov 2011

23682 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:49 am to SlowFlowPro

She has an entry named "guerrilla birdfeeders" .

Posted by Tiger1242

Member since Jul 2011

32676 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:52 am to SlowFlowPro

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I also grow my own popcorn,

I’d like to know the secret to growing popcorn

Posted by td01241

Savannah

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:53 am to SlowFlowPro

“Do you think that people are baking bread, photographing it, and then throwing it away? Karen, they are eating it. They are eating the bread, Karen“

those comments are brutal

Posted by ell_13

Member since Apr 2013

86751 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:54 am to JohnnyKilroy

This isn’t a troll. She’s real. She has a decent google history and is known to do speaking engagements as “The Herb Lady”

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Posted by GetMeOutOfHere

Member since Aug 2018

908 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:54 am to JohnnyKilroy

From one of her other articles:

quote:
2019 will forever be known as the Year of the Great Rabbit Invasion. I don’t know if there was a population explosion of rabbits that year or if there was one particularly smart rabbit who somehow managed to organize the local rabbits into a guerilla assault force on our gardens.

Posted by StupidBinder

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Member since Oct 2017

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:55 am to fightin tigers

I dunno man. She’s written a few articles that seem relatively normal (insofar as a granola weirdo can write a normal article).

Google appears to indicate that this woman has an Etsy and Penterist profile. The Etsy profile looks like it might have been around for a while.

If this is a troll job, it has to be the GOAT.

This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 8:57 am

Posted by Celery

Nuevo York

Member since Nov 2010

11305 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:55 am to SlowFlowPro

How dare you cook food and eat. Only I can do that.

Posted by ell_13

Member since Apr 2013

86751 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:58 am to Celery

Reminds me of this:

Posted by Cowboyfan89

Member since Sep 2015

12933 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:00 am to SlowFlowPro

What a psycho. Maybe she should have plenty of flour on hand so she doesn't have to worry about this. Shut.

"OH my God, Caren, can you believe other people want to be self-sufficient and make their own bread?! How dare they!"

Posted by StupidBinder

Jawja

Member since Oct 2017

6392 posts

Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:16 am to SlowFlowPro

I love how if, you read the profiles of the people who are replying, you begin to realize that these are mostly “Karens” ripping Caren a new one over this Karen-arse article.

Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:21 am to SlowFlowPro

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Yes, I know that sounds harsh, but I’m willing to bet that not a single one of them stopped to think as they grabbed the last of the flour and the yeast that they were robbing other people’s children of their daily bread. Nope. I’m certain all they cared about was how impressed everyone was going to be with their picture perfect loaves of bread.

I wonder if the first person thought about the second. Karen needs to wake the frick up and live in the real world.

Posted by Cajun Tifoso

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:33 am to SlowFlowPro

Honestly surprised her name is not hyphenated

Posted by td1

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Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:43 am to Cajun Tifoso

F*uck Caren and her special dietary choices. If I want to buy flour and bake bread, I will buy flour and bake bread. Her special dietary choices and requirements are her problem not mine. She needs to figure her own shite out, not me.