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re: Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?

Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:01 am to
Posted by John Wayne
Baton Rouge, La
Member since May 2007
945 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:01 am to
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girlfriend


Subtle brag.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53100 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:01 am to
Mine trashes vehicles out. I rarely ride in her car but when I go get the oil changed the inside is always disgusting.

Also, every wheel is scratched from hitting curbs, there probably isn't a panel on that car that doesn't have some kind of scuff.

At least she knows it and keeps them a long time.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 9:02 am
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:01 am to
Mine doesn't make the bed - ever. I have to make the bed every single fricking day.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33098 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:02 am to
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What is her name and address? Pic would be nice also.

4033 Burbank Dr, Baton Rouge, LA 70808
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5660 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:04 am to
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4033 Burbank Dr, Baton Rouge, LA 70808


Nice
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1750 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:08 am to
Wife (no pics), leaves lights on everywhere, leaves door open all the time, sprinkles that face powder shite all over the lavatory and leaves it, gets pissy at me and the kids when we have to fold clothes or clean up in between the cleaning lady visits... probably could add to the list hourly but that's all I could think of off the top of my head.

OP, wait until you go to take a piss somewhere and have one of her hairs wrapped around your junk. People are looking at you like you are a perv playing with it, and you are just trying to figure out how in the actual frick did her 15" piece of hair get embedded in your underwear and wrapped around your sack.


Disclaimer: wouldn't trade her for the world though!


ETA: Just remembered with all the rain in the last couple of days... turning in or out of the driveway so early that her back tires miss the apron part of the concrete and gets mud everywhere, kills the grass, and makes a hole that I fill in, every, single, year.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 9:27 am
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10755 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:10 am to
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likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.

You fricking my wife?

quote:

wait until you go to take a piss somewhere and have one of hairs wrapped around your junk.

So unbelievably true. Mine thinks this is the funniest thing .
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 9:12 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11597 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:10 am to
His worst is probably never closing the bathroom door. Or coming in to take a dump while I'm getting ready. It doesn't even occur to him to maybe use the other bathroom. No shame. He's the neatest person on the planet, so no complaints about any other bad habits.

His biggest complaint about my habits would probably be my inability to close a drawer or door all the way. I subconsciously don't like the sound of drawers closing, so I guess I don't push them very hard & tend to leave them open like 1/4". Same with doors, like the closet or pantry. He's constantly going behind me & pushing drawers & doors in. Now that I'm aware of this, I am making more of an effort to fully close them/double check that I've pushed everything in before I leave the bathroom/kitchen.

It also makes him nuts that I leave time on the microwave.

He's made me a much neater, more organized person, which I appreciate.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:10 am to
my wife does almost every single thing mentioned in this thread

Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3195 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:12 am to
If my gf has a lot of things to do, say after work, and it stresses her out, she goes into "I just need to lie down" mode. She puts off everything.

AKA she is lazy
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10755 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:12 am to
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my wife does almost every single thing mentioned in this thread
bless you
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32989 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:15 am to
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then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.

Pretty sure 102% of women do this.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:15 am to
Are you my wife? You've never told me you had a TD account.

Posted by Flanders
Member since May 2008
9935 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:18 am to
Mine locks every outside door as soon as she enters the house. I can't open the garage door, cut my grass, and put the lawn mower up without having to enter the house and go reopen the garage. Such was her life in Memphis. So damn aggravating.

She also drinks bottled water. There are half empty water bottles all over the house in every room.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:19 am to
She plasters the bath mat, to the fricking shower wall after she's done in there.

First, how a bath mat gets THAT fricking wet is still a question I've yet to receive a clear answer on. I towel off in the shower for all of 10 seconds and barely leave a visible footprint of wetness when I exit.

Second, what type of heathen wants to open the shower door and see a fricking mat all crusted on the wall?

Third, why can't it just just dry on the floor?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73771 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:20 am to
assuming the absolute worst outcome of any situation.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23734 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:20 am to
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she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball

Same. It pissed me off to no end and I have bitched about it until I can't anymore. At this point, I'm sure she's just messing with me.

She also thinks our nice dining room table and chairs are a storage area for her purse, coat rack for jackets,and a place to just put random shite that should probably just be thrown away. Instead it is left on the table until I clean it off once a week or so. Ugh
Posted by OneEyedWillie
Member since Mar 2016
190 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:22 am to
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Mine locks every outside door as soon as she enters the house.


This. I can go out to my truck to get something and I'll hear the garage door closing behind me.
Posted by Flanders
Member since May 2008
9935 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:23 am to
Oh she also pulls all dishes out of the dishwasher and lays them next to the sink to dry. There are always between 6-8 dishwash towels at the kitchen sink. NONE of them folded neatly. No matter how many times I come behind her and fold them neatly and put them in a corner she will just grab one, dry off, and throw it back down.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:27 am to
Mine has a tendency to disobey me, and then I have to hit her. She knows it's her fault though.
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