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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:01 am to Blob Fish
Mine trashes vehicles out. I rarely ride in her car but when I go get the oil changed the inside is always disgusting.
Also, every wheel is scratched from hitting curbs, there probably isn't a panel on that car that doesn't have some kind of scuff.
At least she knows it and keeps them a long time.
Also, every wheel is scratched from hitting curbs, there probably isn't a panel on that car that doesn't have some kind of scuff.
At least she knows it and keeps them a long time.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 9:02 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:01 am to Blob Fish
Mine doesn't make the bed - ever. I have to make the bed every single fricking day.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:02 am to Armymann50
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What is her name and address? Pic would be nice also.
4033 Burbank Dr, Baton Rouge, LA 70808
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:04 am to TigerNlc
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4033 Burbank Dr, Baton Rouge, LA 70808
Nice
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:08 am to Blob Fish
Wife (no pics), leaves lights on everywhere, leaves door open all the time, sprinkles that face powder shite all over the lavatory and leaves it, gets pissy at me and the kids when we have to fold clothes or clean up in between the cleaning lady visits... probably could add to the list hourly but that's all I could think of off the top of my head.
OP, wait until you go to take a piss somewhere and have one of her hairs wrapped around your junk. People are looking at you like you are a perv playing with it, and you are just trying to figure out how in the actual frick did her 15" piece of hair get embedded in your underwear and wrapped around your sack.
Disclaimer: wouldn't trade her for the world though!
ETA: Just remembered with all the rain in the last couple of days... turning in or out of the driveway so early that her back tires miss the apron part of the concrete and gets mud everywhere, kills the grass, and makes a hole that I fill in, every, single, year.
OP, wait until you go to take a piss somewhere and have one of her hairs wrapped around your junk. People are looking at you like you are a perv playing with it, and you are just trying to figure out how in the actual frick did her 15" piece of hair get embedded in your underwear and wrapped around your sack.
Disclaimer: wouldn't trade her for the world though!
ETA: Just remembered with all the rain in the last couple of days... turning in or out of the driveway so early that her back tires miss the apron part of the concrete and gets mud everywhere, kills the grass, and makes a hole that I fill in, every, single, year.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 9:27 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:10 am to Blob Fish
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likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
You fricking my wife?
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wait until you go to take a piss somewhere and have one of hairs wrapped around your junk.
So unbelievably true. Mine thinks this is the funniest thing .
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 9:12 am
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:10 am to Blob Fish
His worst is probably never closing the bathroom door. Or coming in to take a dump while I'm getting ready. It doesn't even occur to him to maybe use the other bathroom. No shame. He's the neatest person on the planet, so no complaints about any other bad habits.
His biggest complaint about my habits would probably be my inability to close a drawer or door all the way. I subconsciously don't like the sound of drawers closing, so I guess I don't push them very hard & tend to leave them open like 1/4". Same with doors, like the closet or pantry. He's constantly going behind me & pushing drawers & doors in. Now that I'm aware of this, I am making more of an effort to fully close them/double check that I've pushed everything in before I leave the bathroom/kitchen.
It also makes him nuts that I leave time on the microwave.
He's made me a much neater, more organized person, which I appreciate.
His biggest complaint about my habits would probably be my inability to close a drawer or door all the way. I subconsciously don't like the sound of drawers closing, so I guess I don't push them very hard & tend to leave them open like 1/4". Same with doors, like the closet or pantry. He's constantly going behind me & pushing drawers & doors in. Now that I'm aware of this, I am making more of an effort to fully close them/double check that I've pushed everything in before I leave the bathroom/kitchen.
It also makes him nuts that I leave time on the microwave.
He's made me a much neater, more organized person, which I appreciate.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:10 am to CootDisCootDat
my wife does almost every single thing mentioned in this thread
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:12 am to Blob Fish
If my gf has a lot of things to do, say after work, and it stresses her out, she goes into "I just need to lie down" mode. She puts off everything.
AKA she is lazy
AKA she is lazy
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:12 am to Croacka
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my wife does almost every single thing mentioned in this thread
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:15 am to Blob Fish
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then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball, which she occasionally forgets to remove from the shower upon completion.
Pretty sure 102% of women do this.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:15 am to Evil Little Thing
Are you my wife? You've never told me you had a TD account.

Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:18 am to Blob Fish
Mine locks every outside door as soon as she enters the house. I can't open the garage door, cut my grass, and put the lawn mower up without having to enter the house and go reopen the garage. Such was her life in Memphis. So damn aggravating.
She also drinks bottled water. There are half empty water bottles all over the house in every room.
She also drinks bottled water. There are half empty water bottles all over the house in every room.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:19 am to Blob Fish
She plasters the bath mat, to the fricking shower wall after she's done in there.
First, how a bath mat gets THAT fricking wet is still a question I've yet to receive a clear answer on. I towel off in the shower for all of 10 seconds and barely leave a visible footprint of wetness when I exit.
Second, what type of heathen wants to open the shower door and see a fricking mat all crusted on the wall?
Third, why can't it just just dry on the floor?
First, how a bath mat gets THAT fricking wet is still a question I've yet to receive a clear answer on. I towel off in the shower for all of 10 seconds and barely leave a visible footprint of wetness when I exit.
Second, what type of heathen wants to open the shower door and see a fricking mat all crusted on the wall?
Third, why can't it just just dry on the floor?
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:20 am to Blob Fish
assuming the absolute worst outcome of any situation.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:20 am to Blob Fish
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she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball
Same. It pissed me off to no end and I have bitched about it until I can't anymore. At this point, I'm sure she's just messing with me.
She also thinks our nice dining room table and chairs are a storage area for her purse, coat rack for jackets,and a place to just put random shite that should probably just be thrown away. Instead it is left on the table until I clean it off once a week or so. Ugh
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:22 am to Flanders
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Mine locks every outside door as soon as she enters the house.
This. I can go out to my truck to get something and I'll hear the garage door closing behind me.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:23 am to Evil Little Thing
Oh she also pulls all dishes out of the dishwasher and lays them next to the sink to dry. There are always between 6-8 dishwash towels at the kitchen sink. NONE of them folded neatly. No matter how many times I come behind her and fold them neatly and put them in a corner she will just grab one, dry off, and throw it back down. 
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:27 am to Blob Fish
Mine has a tendency to disobey me, and then I have to hit her. She knows it's her fault though.
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