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Canadian yclist defecates, throws own poop at car, eh

Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:39 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:39 am
It's all fun and games until the shite starts flying.
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Prior to fecal incident, witnesses said cyclist was verbally abusive to driver
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Following a collision on Yates and Cook streets, the cyclist pulled down his pants, defecated in public and threw his own feces at the woman who had locked herself in her own car.
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“Thankfully, there were a lot of witnesses who intervened because they were fearful the driver would be assaulted,” said Victoria Police Const. Matt Rutherford. “A lot of people took photos and video and we are working on locating the suspect.”
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Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62122 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:42 am to
That’s the first thing I do when I get really pissed, too. Drop trou, shite on demand, and start throwing it.

Where the hell do these people come from?
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Canadian


Apparently, this is becoming a thing in Canada.

Canadian woman throws own feces at Tim Horton's employee
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38673 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:50 am to
And people want more bike lanes in B.R.

Screw that.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4231 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:14 pm to
What convenient timing to have one cued up and ready to go.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

What convenient timing to have one cued up and ready to go.
and absolutely no fricks were given.
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1556 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:20 pm to
He must have been shitting in one hand and wishing in another.

I guess his wish didn't come true.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:42 pm to
So I get it if you are pissed off you make piss balloons and throw them at someone. But what kind of mad do you call this? Beyond pissed, maybe?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64651 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:43 pm to
He probably had to take a bad shite and the car forced an early bowel movement which pissed him off.
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33596 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:44 pm to
what a shitty situation
Posted by Remulan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
974 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:44 pm to
Shitting Mad
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7354 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Apparently, this is becoming a thing in Canada.

Canadian woman throws own feces at Tim Horton's employee


Dang. She had a game plan going in there. Knew to grab some napkins for the cleanup job, knew to take her sweater off from around her waist, and didn't leave any time between dropping the deuce and chunking it.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:33 pm to
Shitty Bill?
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:34 pm to
This is strange... even for the OT. Throwing poop sticks... bet she's glad she locked the door.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19948 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:35 pm to
Cyclists are about the only things worse on the roads than "biker boyz".
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4894 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:35 pm to
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and absolutely no fricks were given.


But a shite was.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:59 pm to
Thank God he was white. Can you imagine a black guy pissed off, hooting and hollering, hairs standing up on end and throwing poop at people?
It’s not racist if we say this guy is a monkey because he a white Canadian.

They know he was Canadian because he wrote “I’m sorry” in poop on her windshields after the attack.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 2:28 pm to
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Following a collision on Yates and Cook streets, the cyclist pulled down his pants, defecated in public and threw his own feces at the woman who had locked herself in her own car.


You reckon the police will discover which person is at fault in this collision by examining the skid marks?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 3:15 pm to
I'm glad we were able to take this thread and make it about black people.

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106034 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 3:18 pm to
So that's where Sparkafatty went.
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