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Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars

Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:22 pm
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:22 pm
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Canadians, officials have an important message for you: "Do not let moose lick your car."

Yes, you read that right.

Officials in Jasper, an alpine town in Canada's Alberta province, have put up signs asking motorists to avoid allowing moose to lick the salt, a treat moose find hard to resist, off their cars.



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The best way to stop a moose from coming close to your car is simply driving away when you see them approaching, he added.
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Posted by Goldbondage
Member since Mar 2020
697 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:24 pm to
I feel like moose needs a better plural.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
10447 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:25 pm to
Meese
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7883 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:27 pm to
Moosen
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:28 pm to
I wonder if a moose can break your car
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54306 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

I wonder if a moose can break your car

Mythbusters did a moose/car episode. The two don't mix well.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

wonder if a moose can break your car


They're big, stupid, blind and onry. Throw a little bit or horny in there and you got a big 1500 pound walking a-hole.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5164 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:32 pm to
Mice.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:32 pm to
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Moosen


Many moosen in the woodsen.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:33 pm to
Mousi
Posted by sgallo3
Dorne
Member since Sep 2008
24747 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:33 pm to
momma said the reason alligators are so ornery is cuz they got all them teef and no toothbrush
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11232 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:36 pm to
Never let a moose lick your wife. You’ll never be able to compete with that experience.

Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30194 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

They're big, stupid, blind and onry. Throw a little bit or horny in there and you got a big 1500 pound walking a-hole.



Pretty much me, but I only weigh 225.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3999 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:39 pm to
Better check the moose knuckles before you lick it
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:43 pm to
I don't see why it's all the drivers' responsibility. Maybe moose parents need to raise their children better.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260665 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:51 pm to
I got treed by one when I lived near Wasilla. They like licking the salt off cars in winter. You can see moose licked cars driving down the road.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6285 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 9:34 pm to
A moose bit my sister once.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6285 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 9:36 pm to
Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.
Posted by MSUmtowndawg
Jackson, MS
Member since Sep 2010
1468 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 9:40 pm to
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Python


You missed the Monty in your username. Well done my friend.

ETA: if I could go back and watch that movie again for the first time it would be awesome. So many laughs
This post was edited on 11/22/20 at 9:42 pm
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 11/22/20 at 9:42 pm to
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