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Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:22 pm
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Canadians, officials have an important message for you: "Do not let moose lick your car."
Yes, you read that right.
Officials in Jasper, an alpine town in Canada's Alberta province, have put up signs asking motorists to avoid allowing moose to lick the salt, a treat moose find hard to resist, off their cars.
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The best way to stop a moose from coming close to your car is simply driving away when you see them approaching, he added.
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Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:24 pm to Jimmy2shoes
I feel like moose needs a better plural.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:28 pm to Pintail
I wonder if a moose can break your car
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:29 pm to Boo Krewe
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I wonder if a moose can break your car
Mythbusters did a moose/car episode. The two don't mix well.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:31 pm to Boo Krewe
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wonder if a moose can break your car
They're big, stupid, blind and onry. Throw a little bit or horny in there and you got a big 1500 pound walking a-hole.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:32 pm to Notro
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Moosen
Many moosen in the woodsen.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:33 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
momma said the reason alligators are so ornery is cuz they got all them teef and no toothbrush
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:36 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Never let a moose lick your wife. You’ll never be able to compete with that experience.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:37 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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They're big, stupid, blind and onry. Throw a little bit or horny in there and you got a big 1500 pound walking a-hole.
Pretty much me, but I only weigh 225.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:39 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Better check the moose knuckles before you lick it
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:43 pm to Jimmy2shoes
I don't see why it's all the drivers' responsibility. Maybe moose parents need to raise their children better.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 8:51 pm to Jimmy2shoes
I got treed by one when I lived near Wasilla. They like licking the salt off cars in winter. You can see moose licked cars driving down the road.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 9:34 pm to RogerTheShrubber
A moose bit my sister once.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 9:36 pm to Python
Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 9:40 pm to Python
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Python
You missed the Monty in your username. Well done my friend.
ETA: if I could go back and watch that movie again for the first time it would be awesome. So many laughs
This post was edited on 11/22/20 at 9:42 pm
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