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DemonKA3268
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Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
Was that wrong, eh? Those silly Canadians.

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When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.
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“I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like,” Ryan Dodd, 30, immediately told police officers according to their notes cited at his criminal trial last week for break-and-enter and attempted bestiality, in which he was found guilty of both.
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Dodd was co-operative with arresting officers and said he had been drinking and did two lines of coke a few hours before breaking into the barn.
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The miniature pony, its hair coat left greasy, smelled of perfume for days, and police noted her genitalia appeared shiny.
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teke184
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
OK buddy… what is it if it isn’t what it looks like?


LSUcajun77
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fr33manator
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
Neigh means neigh


geauxtigers87
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
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OK buddy… what is it if it isn’t what it looks like?



i'm not your buddy, guy


LSUcajun77
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
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i'm not your buddy, guy


I’m not your guy, pal.


fr33manator
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
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I’m not your guy, pal


I’m not your pal, friend


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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
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he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up


This right here is quality journalism. What a line!


gadknot
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
this happens more often than people realize at Mohawk. It's disturbing


geauxtigers87
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
i'm not your friend, guy


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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
But she was a pretty little mare


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upgrayedd
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
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standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.

I bet that thing was Shetland bricks


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TheHarahanian
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'

If they thought he was urinating and also giving that animal a massage, then it wasn’t what it looked like.

Naaaayyyy
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elcid
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Sorry for partying


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DemonKA3268
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did two lines of coke


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PiscesTiger
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
I was just peeing!


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jimmy the leg
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Rekrul
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
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I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like


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Hogwarts
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
How much alcohol and coke would it take for a person to start considering a pony attractive?


DemonKA3268
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re: Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
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How much alcohol and coke would it take for a person to start considering a pony attractive?


Apparently not that much for that guy.


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