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Can we all take a second to laugh at Pfizer

Posted on 12/13/23 at 4:50 pm
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4736 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 4:50 pm
Company has lost 50% of its market cap in the last 52 weeks. Tanked today because of ZERO demand for anything Covid related. Execs actually used this language for its 2024 guidance.

Posted by Water
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2020
729 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 4:57 pm to
Funding for legacy media most affected
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62744 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 4:59 pm to
They made more money over the past 3 years to last multiple lifetimes.
Screw them
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10317 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 4:59 pm to
There is literally nothing funny about that evil company.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16557 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:03 pm to
I’m just glad everyone wised up and stopped pushing for endless boosters
Posted by Metariemobtiger
Mobile
Member since Aug 2019
417 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:03 pm to
Makes my heart smile.

frick em
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26476 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:04 pm to
Now those frickers are pushing their RSV vaccine...

I thought Pfizer was an awesome company when they came up with the Z Pac.. Now they can go frick themselves...

Especially when they were advertising about the free government covid shot that was supplied by them... Slime balls.
This post was edited on 12/13/23 at 5:14 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53789 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:08 pm to
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Slim balls.

Probably a vaccine side effect that they're hiding.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118729 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:09 pm to
This is good news.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164087 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:11 pm to
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Tanked today because of ZERO demand for anything Covid related.

I saw a guy walking around the neighborhood for exercise with a mask on yesterday. Don’t know how these people know how to put their pants on.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17941 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:30 pm to
Pfizer, they are the ones laughing.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56287 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:34 pm to
I blame the creepy Lady Gaga commercials.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
10605 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:41 pm to
Need to be sued out if existence
Posted by SaintTigerPel
LaPlace
Member since Dec 2017
906 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:58 pm to
I saw a guy with one on while riding his motorcycle on the interstate the other day.
This post was edited on 12/13/23 at 7:00 pm
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
4715 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:05 pm to
I just completed a pretty extensive air travel “vacation” and older Caucasian couples are back to masking. I’ve been telling y’all the old people that watch their local news channels have been brainwashed.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24640 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:10 pm to
LSUPride87 aka PfizerPimp87 gonna be big mad
Posted by thatdude
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
222 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:16 pm to
I remember the timing of the COVID vaccine announcement. It was right after Biden got elected. Cant be a coincidence. They did not want Trump to win. Complete slimeballs!
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

saw a guy with one on while riding his motorcycle on the interstate the other day.


I doubt he was wearing that for Covid
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6475 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:20 pm to
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I remember the timing of the COVID vaccine announcement. It was right after Biden got elected. Cant be a coincidence. They did not want Trump to win

This is revisionist history. Trump announced in September that they would start distributing the vaccine in October.
Proof
This post was edited on 12/13/23 at 7:22 pm
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17533 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:49 pm to
When they can't buy the publicity, watch the media turn on them.
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