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Can someone translate these tweets for me?

Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:58 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3461 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:58 pm


I only understand like 10 words in it. It reads like some kind of primitive language developed between a pair of identical twins who were raised in the wild by raccoons. Is this how the Gen Z cohort talks these days?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:01 am to
Probably just means you are getting too old.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83483 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:03 am to
That was Pecker before he fed an entryist status vampire

Whatever the shite that means
Posted by saintforlife1
Member since Jul 2012
1321 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:04 am to
quote:

I only understand like 10 words in it.

Spoken like a typical entryist Wheatfield psyoppery eboy simper. Get it together, man!
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29330 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:04 am to
I feel like I’m having a stroke when I read “trad egirl psyopping”
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:05 am to
Incel making excuses for why no sane female will have anything to do with him.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49303 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:06 am to
TL:DR

Don't simp for onlyfans girls and twitch girls
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25690 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:12 am to
Google translate says:

"Don't spend money on Onlyfans."
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:12 am to
Don’t simp for anyone, especially not women.
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
3911 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:16 am to
I understand most of it except I’ve never used or seen trad before this post.

Basically, he’s saying don’t fall for some girl on the internet who is really a federal agent. This could be for many different reasons but I have no clue what entryist status vampires are. My guess is entryist status vampires are these influencer girls who get free shite sent to them after (wheatified = bought) getting enough followers or from simps who just want to talk to these girls.

I like his message but his delivery isn’t for a guy like me. I’m just glad he recognizes the bull shite.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67940 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:19 am to


Who can translate this one?
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 12:47 am
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25809 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:20 am to
Does this mean girls dont need to get their craving of attention by the means of random sex because they get all their attention through internet likes ?


Idk......
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 12:22 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54369 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:43 am to
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entryist status vampire

They're the absolute fricking worst.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:46 am to
That’s enough Internet for me today.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 1:07 am to
Alright I read the whole thread and I misjudged the guy. He uses less and less jargon as he goes along and it's easier to follow. Basically, social media is not real life. Things are not what they seem, and if you think you've found a dream girl, you're being catfished. Get off the internet and get out into the world. Good advice.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119244 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:05 am to
I don' speak jive.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37545 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:09 am to
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10885 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 6:13 am to
quote:

Tigerbait357




Due to trouble sleeping yet again, I have poured over this gibberish and come up with this:

quote:

I didnt want to post online regarding the events that have recently occurred, but I cannot help myself. Honestly, I love you my friend, this is extremely hard for me to talk about, Its very hard for me to face the reality that a young man with the most potential Ive ever seen has left the world too soon. I had notes to contact you three different times today... that was before I received the terrible news of your passing. It doesnt seem real, and I cant help but wish down deep in my heart that you'll reach out to me and say "Poe, greetings friend! Are you nearby and available to help me?" I'll say this, Im not just going to take this lying down, men werent raised to just let these types of things pass without consequences. Action is needed!!! Ill carry this vendetta forever until I avenge you. Dear Lord why did they have to take you, such a young dazzling urbanite with so much potential!!!! I give you my word here and now that your family will be taken care of. No discussion, Ill take care of them. Your son only need call and Ill immediately run to his aid, this isnt something i would do for just anyone either mind you, ask anyone and they will tell you this...but for you, I will do this because I love you. I know losing you is tough on everyone, but I am really struggling with a deep overwhelming despair. I want you to know that you are in our hearts always. I never thought Id be telling you this now, but I love you.

I earn and spend alot of money

Be aware, I have Alot of money

I like to consume Codeine liquid

Im rich, I am

This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 6:20 am
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32797 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 6:15 am to
At least that person knows the difference between “than” and “then.”
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24310 posts
Posted on 5/27/21 at 6:21 am to
Here is a new word for you. Gibberish
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