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re: Can any OT Recommend a Good Coffee Enema Location?

Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:29 pm to
I suspect it would be most efficient in the same general location as any other enema...
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:33 pm to
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Dude, that’s exit only. You think an OT baw is going to admit to having something shoved up his a-hole?




if you've had just about any type of surgery in the general vicinity of the a-hole you have had an enema....and far worse shite shoved up your arse while you were knocked out. Doctors are some sick fricks but when they shove a camera up someone's arse the conduit can be full of shite cause it will cloud up the image worse than ice on a windshield....
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:42 pm to
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“There’s no solid evidence coffee enemas help the liver. The liver already detoxes on its own, and enemas carry real risks. If coffee helps the liver, it’s from drinking it — not putting it where it doesn’t belong.”


Its going to make its way there eventually anyhow....drink coffee with a cold glass of ice water and it will make it there right quick....


There was man in the surgery rehab with my dad who had been there about 9 months and had been on a morphine drip the entire time....bone cancer, was supposed to last about 4 weeks according to his family, probably wouldn't have lasted much longer without serious pain killers. That man had to have an enema to take a dump.....the exit ramp had shut down completely due to the morphine. I don't know how often but I suspect every 5 days or so some poor fricker had to stick a tube up that poor bastards arse and hose him out. Can't imagine a vet treating a dog that way but folks don't think anything about prolonging that type of misery for another person. There was an upside...my Dad was in serious pain at the time and has ALWALYS loved pain medication....but when he saw what that man was going through and why he told us to tell his doctors he did not need anything more than tylenol LOL....
Posted by LSUA 75
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 3:59 pm to
Back around 1980,I worked with a nurse that was all into alternative medicine,one of which was enemas.She had a book with all different kinds of enemas.Book had coffee enemas were supposed to prevent and cure cancer.
She was good looking with a nice body.I used to offer to come over and give her an enema of her choice.She would turn beet red.
Posted by forkedintheroad
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 4:16 pm to
The best is part of waking up...













...is Folgers in your butt!
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 4:20 pm to
The backseat of a Volkswagen.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 4:31 pm to
StarButts
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 5:36 pm to
Starbucks will actually give you one. You just have to specifically request one. They’ll take you to a private back room


It’s one of those “hidden menu” type of items like the McGangbang at McDonald’s or the McKinley Mac. Or tGOAT Monster Mac
Posted by Grinder
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 7:56 pm to
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Any one on here recommed a good reputable location where one could pay for such service?


Please report back when you go to the ER.

I’m betting on hot coffee injury or caffeine overdose.
Posted by SavageReb
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:22 pm to
So you're wanting to try the BBC. (BIG BLACK COFFEE)
Posted by makersmark1
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:33 am to
Starbucks.

You: “I’ll have a grande venti enema with half cow, and sugar.”

Barista: “Pull down you pants, and we can pour it in”
Posted by KLSU
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:49 am to
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The best part of waking up is Folgers in your butt.
Posted by IndianMoundFireworks
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 6:23 am to
You should ask on Grindr
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 6:32 am to
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Back around 1980,I worked with a nurse that was all into alternative medicine,one of which was enemas.She had a book with all different kinds of enemas.Book had coffee enemas were supposed to prevent and cure cancer.
She was good looking with a nice body.I used to offer to come over and give her an enema of her choice.She would turn beet red.


I am no prude and am fully on board with anything two consenting adults do is none of my business but I don't want to give the sexiest woman alive an enema. I love my wife, she is very attractive and sexy and in our 37 years together I ain't going to divulge any secrets but suffice to say if there is anything on her external body I ain't explored, up close and at length, science doesn't know about that region of the human anatomy.,,,I don't want to give her an enema and I hope she doesn't want me to. If she did I would do it but I don't have to be happy about it....
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 6:32 am to
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The arse?


Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 6:35 am to
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Starbucks.

You: “I’ll have a grande venti enema with half cow, and sugar.”

Barista: “Pull down you pants, and we can pour it in”


They'd foul it up somehow and you'd wind up with an iced frappacino up the arse....
Posted by supadave3
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Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 6:35 am to
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10 enema places in Baton Rouge and vicinity.


There are 10 places that specialize in enemas? What the hell have I missed?
This post was edited on 2/4/26 at 6:41 am
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:03 am to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:05 am to
Go to the Greyhound Bus station and ask for Stanka. He will know.
Posted by Sunnyvale
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Posted on 2/4/26 at 8:37 pm to
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I think this is the best way to go, Just need a buddy to hold it up for you while you lay down on your back.
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