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re: Came home to a Pineapple on my doorstep...

Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:24 am to
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:24 am to
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Is it really a swinger thing? What does it mean? Definitely didn't swing this weekend!




They're much more interested in the wife in these situations. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103125 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:26 am to
If they are interested in the male, do they put a starfish out instead?
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
955 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:26 am to
Was the pineapple upside down?
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
27499 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:26 am to
You've been targeted by the cartel. Move out today!
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32094 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:52 am to
You were probably drunk and bought a pineapple. Wild story.

Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5875 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:57 am to
Somebody is after your wife or your wife put it there to signal open for business.
Do you pineapples on anything else in the house. Such as mats? Hand towels? Possibly a bed cover? Do you ever eat pineapples?
This post was edited on 4/19/23 at 9:59 am
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

If they are interested in the male, do they put a starfish out instead?




Eggplant.
Posted by Foreskinski
Member since Dec 2005
1104 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 1:04 pm to
It means the fat neighbor lady wants you to know she's a hotwife
This post was edited on 4/19/23 at 3:19 pm
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 1:05 pm to
Probably want to give the wife an STD test
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4997 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 1:44 pm to
Do you like pina colada's and getting caught in the rain?
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

It means you’re an attention-starved tard and should post less.


Says the 40k post poster lol
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10987 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Is it really a swinger thing?


Only if it was upside down. If so, somebody went swinging in your house!
This post was edited on 4/19/23 at 1:50 pm
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 2:02 pm to
Do you know anyone named Ted, or Trudy?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44211 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

Had a wild weekend, and came home to a pineapple sitting on my door step... what the hell does this mean?!


Your wife is pregnant. And it ain't yours.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13284 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 2:21 pm to
Don't know if it happened or not but it'd be a site funnier than putting pink flamingos in a friends yard. If they ask about it and get the right answer somebody in that house is gonna have some 'splaining to do....
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69702 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 2:52 pm to
Yeah

Usually pineapples are turned upside down though
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11621 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 3:13 pm to
It means MikeLBR will be showing up at your door soon
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20475 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 3:55 pm to
A pineapple at the door or on your mailbox is generally left by swingers to let you know there's a swingers party nearby. If the pineapple is upside down it's usually meant to mean a couple wants to swing or wife swap with you.
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
7044 posts
Posted on 4/19/23 at 4:30 pm to
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