Cake sitter makes frosting-fetish dreams come true (NSFW)

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On a recent weekday afternoon in a SoHo loft, smiling partygoers crowded around a three-layer vanilla birthday cake covered with rainbow frosting, sprinkles and cherries.

Performer Lindsay Dye entered the room. She eyed the crowd, approached the cake — then plunked her bare butt smack on top of it.

Over the next 15 minutes, the raven-haired vamp sensually smeared globs of Pillsbury frosting and cake crumbs all over her back, thighs and buns.

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Dye typically does three shows every week, raking in $150 per 15-minute session. She charges $50 for each additional half hour. The performer also offers homemade cakes for $50, or $25 for a custom cake design.

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But audiences definitely can’t have Dye’s cake and eat it, too.

I’ve had people go face first into my butt, and that’s not something I’m cool with at all.
“They can look, but can’t touch,” she stated firmly. Still, the policy — announced before her act every time she performs — hasn’t stopped some from trying.

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Before every performance, she slips on a see-through bodysuit, black knee-high stockings, six-inch acrylic stripper heels and a waist-length hairpiece. She also puts on knee pads.

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Dye’s clients have included the proud father of a boy turning 18 — the host of the recent SoHo party.

“I’m looking to book a performer unlike anything else these kids have seen before,” the dad explained in an email to Dye.

“I just thought, ‘Wow, these parents must be really cool,’” she said. “Usually people hire singers and bands for their kid, not a cake sitter.”

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