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Buying a Christmas tree and the cashier asked if I was going to put it up myself
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:44 pm
Said "no you sicko, it's going in the living room!"
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:44 pm to DavidTheGnome
She was hitting on you. Why? I have no idea
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
this is why people hate you
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Said "no you sicko, it's going in the living room!"
I'll put a pineapple up your butt.

Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
Maybe she thought your arse was big enough to take the whole tree, fatty.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
She was just implying you are a sad and lonely loser.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:47 pm to DavidTheGnome
Did you pay debit or credik?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:49 pm to mikelbr
quote:You've nicknamed your pecker “Pineapple”?
I'll put a pineapple up your butt.
Very prickly.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
She probably assumed you were gay. I know I do.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
You shoulda cedar face!
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:56 pm to mikelbr
It's not as bad as it sounds 
Posted on 12/14/18 at 1:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
LucasP died for this?
shite
shite
Posted on 12/14/18 at 2:06 pm to DavidTheGnome
Not her fault you look like the type to shove an 8' tree up your arse.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 4:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
Loser poster of the year.
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