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Burka Swimsuits

Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:40 am
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3652 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:40 am
Anyone ever try one? I love swimming, but I’m often too self conscious to go because of my gut. But with these bad boys it not only hides my belly, but the black is also naturally slimming:

Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1486 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:41 am to
Saves alot of money on sunscreen too.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
3221 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:45 am to

Sending that message too. FFS.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
12616 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:45 am to
I bet Muslim dudes are really turned on by feet.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
14362 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:46 am to
Good catch. LOL.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7894 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:54 am to
What about a slutty Muslim women costume for Halloween like they do slutty nuns? Would Mohammad approve?
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
4842 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:54 am to
Progressive white women will soon be all over social media bragging about how liberated they were when they are forced to wear these. We are already watching progressive female leaders don the burka in public while they bow down to their radical muslim allies.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96302 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 6:57 am to
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Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30599 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:03 am to
My "Ole Lady's" crotch would smell like a bowl of Cap'n Crunch if she wore that thing to the beach all day.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22164 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:15 am to
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like a bowl of Cap'n Crunch

I ate a lot of that growing up. May not be the word picture you were going for.
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
2604 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:22 am to
So it would smell and taste good but cut the roof of your mouth?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64090 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:22 am to
I saw that kind of stuff in Bahrain but never in the United States.
This post was edited on 7/10/26 at 11:39 am
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23245 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:29 am to
If your belly is the problem then invest in a tummy tuck.
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
2461 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:41 am to
Probably OK, as long as the sharks don't mistake you for a seal.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16550 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:51 am to
Reminds me of this
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
10241 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:53 am to
With these suits you notice the cankles a lot faster.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22286 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:17 am to
It's going to be the opposite of spandex. The ones we want to see in swimsuits will be the ones wearing these
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34881 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 8:22 am to

I like the AI version...

This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 8:23 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74697 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

My "Ole Lady's" crotch would smell like a bowl of Cap'n Crunch if she wore that thing to the beach all day.


This post left me very confused.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35144 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:26 am to
Are Indian women known for shaving or bushes
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