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re: Buddy of mine going on a date this Friday with a deaf girl...

Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:24 pm to
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
2849 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:24 pm to
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Had a couple of co workers years apart that went to Rochester Instutute of Technology which is also home of the National Technical Institute for the Deaf. Both independently mentioned that everyone on the floor knew whenever someone was hooking up w a deaf girl because they had zero volume awareness/control during sex.


I heard a similar story. The noise level is apparently off the charts.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2864 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:28 pm to
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When I was dating I’d filter out anyone who is a single mom for fricking sure. Also wouldn’t swipe on fats. Disabilities im ashamed to admit falls into a no category


I’m sure you’ll find the right guy.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2047 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:38 pm to
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I heard a similar story. The noise level is apparently off the charts.


Single baws. That’s your signal. We need to verify this for the TD archives.
Posted by LSUChamps03
Member since Feb 2006
2885 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:41 pm to
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Before you go on a date 1. Full body recent pic 2. Know if they were divorced widowd etc 3. Have kids? Want kids? 4. Debt 5. Disabilities/ health


6. Full body pic of her Mom




Posted by BARNEYSTINSON
Member since Oct 2011
796 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:45 pm to
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If Tucker Max is to be believed, a deaf chick grunts like she is being murdered while having sex.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:46 pm to
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What about when you yell at her from the living room that you need a sandwich?


Install a buzzer by your recliner that has a big red light in the kitchen.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24713 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:47 pm to
Pussy is pussy
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15570 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:49 pm to
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Deaf chicks frick like crazy. Fact


I've heard the same thing.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2323 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:09 pm to
The deafness heightens their vaginal, and often times anal, senses
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17410 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:19 pm to
She might be cool as shite.

Id for sure go on the date. If it doesn’t work out it’s quite the experience.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17410 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:22 pm to
You could learn sign and talk so much shite when y’all are with other company. May come in handy to get out of things you don’t want to do. Just sayin.
Posted by DarthGadget
Member since Jun 2021
157 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:25 pm to
Buckle up !

Deaf girls are very cool, more fun, generally well above average in the looks department (their appearance is VERY important to them)....


...and YES...........they do !

You have to get used to the sounds.

Substantial rewards are involved.
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
917 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4339 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:29 pm to
The love of my life, the mother of my children, my best friend and the rock I've always needed when times got tough is the women I'm married to and that I met via a blind date.
Tell your buddy to go for it.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36852 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:32 pm to
if she has cochlear implant it won’t even be a big deal at all
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2625 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:52 pm to
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with a deaf girl...



Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:55 pm to
Maybe she doesn’t consider it a big deal? Hot/cool outweigh deafness.

If she was a bama fan and didn’t disclose it, that’s horseshite.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20464 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:55 pm to
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she never told him she was deaf.

He probably hasn't told her he has a retarded friend.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:56 pm to
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The love of my life, the mother of my children, my best friend and the rock I've always needed when times got tough is the women I'm married to and that I met via a blind date. Tell your buddy to go for it


Same here. Mutual friend thought we’d hit it off. We did. 22 years.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4339 posts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:58 pm to
Going on 47 years here.
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